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Of course it took three platoons, because we lived in the same building, ate more or less the same stuff and even dressed very similarly. And I previously had to clean toilets myself before I earned some more stripes to put on my shirt. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sarge? Is that you?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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And like all MILSPEC equipment, they were produced by the lowest bidder, cost almost nothing to manufacture, but the taxpayer was charged for them as if they were gold-plated.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Hey! Our toilet cleaners were a selection of the best and smartest, the army gets the rest. After all, we were operating radars and missiles when we were not cleaning toilets. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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When the thing doesn't actually work, it really does turn into a shïtshow.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... So you'll find me at home, sleeping!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I just start to sing.
That scares off more people than any costume could.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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You must sound like me. The steering wheel in my car has been in therapy for years.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Johnny J. wrote: find me at home
I'll let Prince Charming know. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Nice. Every year I dress up as my doppelganger.
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That makes two of you! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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When a boolean is wrong, are you only off by a bit?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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chicken or beef?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That brainteaser gives me a byte!
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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A byte?! You may be more than a bit wrong.
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I'll check-sum references and get back to you on that.
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You're off by a cubit.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's just details of implementation.
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True!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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You post such boolsh*t it would be false if I said it was funny.
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In a hour or so I'll go home for the weekend... Then they will start the W10 update process... Look forward to Sunday...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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