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A man on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish what we start. Since we could all do with some more calm in our lives, I looked around the house to find things I'd started, but hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle or Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a boddle of Baileys, a buttle of Wum, and a box of chucluts.
U has no ida how pissful I fel righ now ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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What a brilliant idea, I will have to try it tonight. 
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Why so many unfinished bottles? Weak!!
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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How good are you at PowerPoint? I Excel at it!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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There's a Word for Expressions like that. My Outlook on it is that it's not KSS.
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Is anyone in the Groove?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Word! Power to the point!! 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Who gave you Access?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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With all of the transitions and effects, Powerpoint feels like my own little Visual Studio.
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I'll take your Word for it.
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I've got a finger that's pretty powerful that I point at people when they do stupid stuff, but it don't help.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Excel at Power Point? Only on the surface. I can azure you that zune you will see a man office rocker. (this makes absolutely no sense, but some top notch MS pun products)
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Dame Vera Lynn ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) She was still young at 103. A magnificent lady.
More details: The Lounge[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I was at an Inuit restaurant once.
The menu was:
Whale meat
Seal Meat
Polar Bear Meat
Vera Lynn special
I asked what the Vera Lynn special was. It was whale meat again.
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Vera Lynn - Wikipedia[^]
Quote: Dame Vera Margaret Lynn CH DBE OStJ (née Welch; 20 March 1917[1] – 18 June 2020)[2] was a British singer, songwriter and entertainer whose musical recordings and performances were largely popular during the Second World War. She was widely known as "the Forces' Sweetheart" and gave outdoor concerts for the troops in Egypt, India, and Burma during the war as part of Entertainments National Service Association (ENSA).
Quote: Lynn devoted much time and energy to charity work connected with ex-servicemen, disabled children and breast cancer. She was held in great affection by Second World War veterans and in 2000 was named the Briton who best exemplified the spirit of the 20th century.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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There'll be no more Bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover then.
Except on every UK news bulletin for the foreseeable future of course...
Rest in peace - you kept a lot of spirits up in a very difficult time.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Nah, they'll all be running stories about how she was a racist 
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Given the era in which she grew up, I'd be surprised if they couldn't find something to fit that description, even if she wasn't. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: the spirit of the 20th century.
Currently being trashed by the bed-wetting* woke generation.
*an expression coined by Julie Birchill.
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...I woke up exhausted!
(should I get my coat?)
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Marc Clifton wrote: (should I get my coat?)
we'll get it for you 
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Google translate suggests:
Quote: Apart from their weight, driver comfort in those days usually meant a top coat, muffler and cap and you needed them, I assure you.
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If you had two different muffler dreams, would you be dual-exhausted?
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