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Because life's a bitch.
But ... even if you had gone to the quack straight away, you still wouldn't be fixed by the end of next month, let alone this!
Accidents always happen at the least convenient time, that's Einstein's third law of relatives.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: Because life's a bitch.
Can't agree more 
OriginalGriff wrote: that's Einstein's third law of relatives.
I read it Einstein's third law of relativity and questioned my high school Physics knowledge for a good 5 minutes 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Accidents always happen at the least convenient time,
That infers there's a convenient time. Is there such a thing?
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Of course! I can think of two off the top of my head:
1) When I'm nowhere near it.
2) When it prevents me doing something I didn't want to do anyway.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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You've got more than ten days to practice playing with your leg in a sling, so what's the problem?
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MehreenTahir wrote: Why, Why, Why 
Well, if you're looking for philosophy... Why sh*t happens 
Hope you're feeling better soon.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: . Why sh*t happens
It's actually a good one. Though I'm not a catholic but for some reason I always end up agreeing more with it. 
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As a Jew, I always end up asking "Why does this sh*t always happen to me?" 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Neuroplasticity is the ability to heal one's body through the power of will by visualizing. It has been proven muscle tissue can actually increase and brain functions at least partially restored (after a stroke). Have a great game!
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Add in some placebo's for additional good effects 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The placebo effect would have been to avoid the doctor in the first place. But that's usually men.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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MehreenTahir wrote: Why, Why, Why
Because fate decided you would only suffer a minor injury with no permanent damage instead of something worse, or something much worse. Find joy in the big picture. Life is beautiful! And when you're eventually back on your feet (pun intended), you know you'll nail (pun intended) every squash tournament that comes your way. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Life is beautiful!
How are you that optimistic? I hope secret behind is not The Secret
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MehreenTahir wrote: How are you that optimistic?
I'm not. It's a realization that comes with experience and age. For now, you'll just have to take my word for it.
/ravi
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I'm designing another updated version of my Electronics parts organizer and I'm looking for a word for a Part that doesn't have a storage location.
Only restriction. It will go in a combobox
- Locationless - nah
- Homeless - nah
- Orphaned - ? maybe
- No location ? Maybe
- Without location ? Hmmm
Any thoughts?
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
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modified 19-Jan-20 10:32am.
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“Things left over after I took it apart and put it back together. “
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Perfect, now we need to shorten that to 15 chars or less!
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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TLOAITIAAPIBT
See? That wasn't hard at all.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: TLOAITIAAPIBT42
FTFY
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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"Unassigned"?
"Displaced"?
"Itinerant"?
"Forsaken"?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Sold - 'Unassigned'
Thank you, my brain not working good today.
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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My SO ruled out 'Blond' but I'm thinking that's because she is.
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: she
I suppose it would be sexist to mention that "uncommitted" probably wouldn't go down too well.
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