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Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?
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Ni!
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Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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And that's what the Romans did for me 
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Splitter!
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You're a very naughty boy!
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You try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya!
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*BONG!*
That's not Monty Python; it was At Last, the 1948 Show. AIRI, it was written by Tim Brooke-Taylor.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: AIRI, it was written by Tim Brooke-Taylor.
And John Cleese & Graham Chapman (along with Marty Feldman) - which is why it also got dragged into the MP Canon: Four Yorkshiremen sketch - Wikipedia[^]
The MP version is probably better known.
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You didn't explain how you broke it. Was it something to do with overlapping ranges?
Eg: ['A', 'E', 'C', 'G'] would become 'A'–'C' and 'E'–'G' after sorting, whereas you probably wanted 'A'–'G' instead.
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- Homer
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it never got that far. was a bug in parsing ranges
Real programmers use butterflies
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So I met a road side accident like a week ago and since then been ignoring the obvious signs of injury and trying to continue with my daily life. Now that I couldn't get myself to walk properly, I had no other choice but to visit the doctor. Apart from various muscle ruptures, turns out I have broken toe fingers. 
I've been strictly suggested to rest since I've already made my injuries worse by ignoring them. But that's the thing, I had an upcoming squash tournament to play by the end of this month which I won't be able to play now and that's making me real sad. 
Why, Why, Why 
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Because life's a bitch.
But ... even if you had gone to the quack straight away, you still wouldn't be fixed by the end of next month, let alone this!
Accidents always happen at the least convenient time, that's Einstein's third law of relatives.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Because life's a bitch.
Can't agree more
OriginalGriff wrote: that's Einstein's third law of relatives.
I read it Einstein's third law of relativity and questioned my high school Physics knowledge for a good 5 minutes 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Accidents always happen at the least convenient time,
That infers there's a convenient time. Is there such a thing?
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Of course! I can think of two off the top of my head:
1) When I'm nowhere near it.
2) When it prevents me doing something I didn't want to do anyway.
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You've got more than ten days to practice playing with your leg in a sling, so what's the problem?
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MehreenTahir wrote: Why, Why, Why 
Well, if you're looking for philosophy... Why sh*t happens 
Hope you're feeling better soon.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: . Why sh*t happens
It's actually a good one. Though I'm not a catholic but for some reason I always end up agreeing more with it. 
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As a Jew, I always end up asking "Why does this sh*t always happen to me?" 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Neuroplasticity is the ability to heal one's body through the power of will by visualizing. It has been proven muscle tissue can actually increase and brain functions at least partially restored (after a stroke). Have a great game!
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Add in some placebo's for additional good effects 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The placebo effect would have been to avoid the doctor in the first place. But that's usually men.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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MehreenTahir wrote: Why, Why, Why
Because fate decided you would only suffer a minor injury with no permanent damage instead of something worse, or something much worse. Find joy in the big picture. Life is beautiful! And when you're eventually back on your feet (pun intended), you know you'll nail (pun intended) every squash tournament that comes your way. 
/ravi
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