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You grade yourself.
Then you send the results to Linus Torvalds, who then immediately proceeds to tear you a new one.
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My main rule says that any technology that is still associated with some person, is immature.
(This doesn't include when the technology, or elements of it, is named after someone; naming doesn't count as associating the technology as such with the person as such.)
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Is cremation my last hope for a smoking hot body?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I just got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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tough job anyway
at the end of the day when the boss asks, "have you done all your work for the day?"
... how to prove it when you burned all the evidence?
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If there is none left then you have succeeded.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Truly the burning question of the day, although it will not urn you many compliments. Let me know ash soon as you have a followup.
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And the Seven Deadly Sins are your best chance for a smoking hot soul. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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 I better never die!
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Funny you should mention it.
I've actually got plans of becoming the first person in the world to live forever. So far, everything is going according to plan! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That was funny. You should do morgue like this!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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I found an Origami porn channel today.
But it was paper view only!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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I'll fold you a hat. Bye!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Origami porn
I bet your wife doesn't fold like that
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I didn't think paper could bend that way!
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It must be intended for all the paper tigers out there. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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and if you get mooned it's liable to be a paper moon!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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... Error: Unable formulate a KSS pun using the word "ream"...
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I will reamove you from the list then!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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You and your hanging chad.
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Contrary to popular belief that chad did not hang itself. 
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
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So their revenue stream is in creasing?
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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They still fold to please!
They call me different but the truth is they're all the same!
JaxCoder.com
modified 25-Nov-19 17:58pm.
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I’m gonna have to ask. What the hell does that mean?
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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