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Currently, he's in the kitchen cooking bacon.
No need to thank me, I'm glad to be of help.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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if it's -34C (-29F) in his kitchen, I don't think any amout of bacon can warm him up! 
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modified 14-Jan-20 10:06am.
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Bacon can do many, many wondrous things.
It can even turn vegans back to normal ... if they give it a chance.
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Just keep ignoring the obvious.
The bacon didn't do the pig that was wearing any ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing good, did it?
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Who cares, even pigs love bacon. I learned that from one of the Jackass movies.
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If I weren't a nice guy I'd say you learned a lot from Jackass movies.
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Waaaaaait a minute...are you trying to say something about me? Or are you referencing the royal "you"...? 
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Johnny J. wrote: Where the elephant are you situated?
Edmonton, Alberta. Colder here than Resolute Bay up in the high arctic, and they're not expecting sunrise for another 3 weeks or so. As long as its not too windy, and the sun is out and the sky is blue, it can have its perks. But once the lottery gods smile on my supplications, its Tahiti on the next flight out.
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I don't think even Gordon Lightfoot would be Alberta Bound[^] in that kind of weather.
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Curious:
Why US flag? Can-aid-e-ya is not yet part of the US of A.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Why US flag? Can-aid-e-ya is not yet part of the US of A.
Not quite. It's pronounced Candinavia.
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Fixed. I swear sometimes I must be dyslexic.
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Never filled in my Profession Profile, and I think that's the default. Updated now, though (but not address, etc).
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Been in both places many times, and have to travel to Edmonchuk at the end of Feb. Really looking forward to that 
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Your thermometer must be faulty. Get a new one. You will instantly feel warmer.
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There must be a translation to English of the mini-poem ("gruk") of the Danish poet Piet Hein ("Kumbel"), but I fail to find it. The orignial goes:
Den, som kun tar spøg for spøg
og alvor kun alvorligt,
han og hun har faktisk fattet
begge dele dårligt.
My on-the-fly direct translation (just to give you a rough idea; there must be a quality translation somewhere):
The one who consider a joke only as a joke
and seriousness only in a serious manner
really has understood both
of them rather poorly.
I read this story about a young girl who suffering from anorexia, thinking that she was a lot fatter than her friends. It turned out that in her bedroom, she had a huge mirror that was slightly curved. Once that mirror was replaced with a perfectly flat one, she begun seeing herself as rather thinner than her friends. That was the turning point in the curing of her anorexia. (I read about this case in a quite serious publication, so I don't think it is just an urban myth.)
More directly to your joke: In my childhood, one of the TV shows aired every advent for years was two comedians parodying kids making their own Christmas gifts to their parents. One of them was showing how the kids could use a cardboard for drawing a thermometer, with a scale giving the current temperature, and drawing the column up to a little above 21°C. If mom and dad think the living room is cold, they will look at the thermometer and say "I guess it is just me - it is more than twentyone degrees". Then they will not waste money on heating, and will have the money they save that way to spare, and will become sooo happy!
That episode is intended as a joke, though.
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I think your thermometer is upside down, I just checked and it got to 31C today.
hardest part of today's work was getting the beer down before it got above frosty.
the poms der englishers would be happy, anything over 5 minutes and that beer is warm.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
modified 14-Jan-20 10:25am.
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Lousy ambiguous temperatures! Why can't it be -40°? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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(And for being honest: I would guess that the majority of the audience didn't understand that joke!)
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lucky you.
Nothing beats a nice cold day. 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Do they pay you for living there? and, if they do, is it really worth it?
Otherwise I'd move to a warmer place like sunny Cancún or beautiful Cozumel.
We are having a cold winter here in Guadlajra at 20°C and can't wait for spring! 
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k5054 wrote: -34C (-29F)
Go with Kelvin. It'll look warm, in writing, and you won't have to deal with minus signs.
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Up in north Norway, some years ago (I think it was 1999), they had a long period of even colder weather; they were down to -51.2°C. People were joking that they didn't need street lights - the power lines were glowing enough to light up the roads. (Lots of Norwegian homes are heated by electricity; from newyear, oil furnances are no longer allowed for heating.) The authorities were seriously afraid that the power system would break down.
The sheriff of Kautokeino (a Sami village in the middle of the Finnmark plain) was interviewed on TV, and asked what whould happen in case of a power breakdown.
Well, he answered calmly, That would lead to significant reduction in the difference between indoor and outdoor temperature.
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I love how SSMS 18 reconnects tabs automatically. For example, I work in the office and from home each day and so with SSMS v 17 I had to always be reconnecting my tabs each time I opened my laptop back up; but I recently got a new laptop and installed v18 and they automatically reconnect.
If a previous version did this, I was unaware of it. But I love it.
It's the little things in life that bring joy.
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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oh my!
microsoft have added a useful feature to one of their products
...again though it's something others have had for years.
who knows, one day they may just catch up to the rest of the industry in actual user-useful features instead of their usual pointless bloat and at best barely useful new items.
better warn the grandkids, at this rate [very optimistically] it may be in their generation.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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lopatir wrote: one day they may just catch up to the rest of the industry
Interesting perspective. I am unaware of any software companies making better products than Microsoft makes. Typically, when one makes a better product than another the company will become more successful.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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