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Is Yoda's last name "Layheehoo"?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That luke's like it needs several leia's of consideration and vedar too busy, right now, to force out lesser answers.
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Don't ask me. I was on a Trek at the time 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I always thought his full name was Yoda Wan Thatiwant.
Are you about to tell me that Olivia Neutron Bomb wasn't in Star Wars after all and I've been watching the wrong movie all these years?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I thought it was "Listheworstdeliverycompanyintheworld". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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All I know is that his brother is called Scotch. Scotch and Yoda are allways dressed up for parties
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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We have DevOps, SysOps, SecOps. Even NoOps (that's me at 8pm staring a the bottom of an empty glass). I was joking that I bet a few of you are actually SalesOps: IT Professionals who have to get on sales calls to help the sales team explain to customers what the product is, what it does, why it's useful and why they, Mr or Mrs Attractive and Intelligent Customer, really, really need it in their lives.
You probably then go and have a half hour shower and scrub hard.
Except SalesOps is really a thing and now my day is just a bit sadder.
So what Ops are you? Bonus points for the most obscure and/or embarrassing.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well, a surgeon might be OpOps, but as a one man band, I'm just MeOps.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or if you are in the business of fighting turtles, you might be BeebOps 
EDIT: I didn't mean to reply to you Griff, but I can't be bothered to delete it.
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OriginalGriff wrote: MeOps
That's an 'e' to much.
MOps[^]
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Don't forget PreOps and PostOps are starting to become more and more common these days...
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It's all about transformation.
I'll get my coat.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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I once knew a pirate IT specialist... CyclOps
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Didn't he have a mate called CheOps? I think he left a pile of stones lying around somewhere.
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Chris Maunder wrote: So what Ops are you?
Special Ops.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And what would you consider to be the most special thing about you?
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His needs.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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After several operations and a few weeks in the hospital I don't really feel needy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'd happily volunteer for GiveEmTheChOps, but us older, experienced-in-everything guys are more likely to be associated with CheOps.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I write code:
DevelOps
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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We have a person in the operations team that is responsible for identifying people, but they are a bit clumsy... WhoOps
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I need a slow clap emoticon
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Even without the emoji I can still hear the echo in the empty room.
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If you ever work for a digital agency you'll probably be practicing MiracleOps. It's when non-technical salespeople visit the client to try and secure the work, and in order to do so say "yes" to everything, from scope to timescales and budget. Only when the contract is signed and sealed do they hand the work off to you.
"You know Facebook, right? Well the client wants a site like that. They have a £100,000 budget and they want it live next month."
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