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All of the really bad puns aside, It is the SALES to CUSTOMERS that pay the bills. Including your salary. You should really be complaining about the clown that came up with the whole "Ops" naming scheme. 
Never complain about the guy bring the money in.
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Egyptian pharaohs were CheOps
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I once knew a doctor who was a proctops.
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This [^]is a genuine court case..
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Skip top bit, reading quickly.
Introduction.
Read "1. ..."
Start laughing uncontrollably.
Oh dear, oh dear ... 
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Reach paragraph 47.
Collapse, gasping for air.
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No sentence that starts "Meanwhile, back on Facebook ... " can be taken seriously!
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Para 40: "Dr Muir Wood asked her in cross-examination why she did not simply Google the word 'Prick' ..." 
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I would put it to His Honour that those requiring Mr. Prick's services are probably no more capable of differentiating between a potted plant and a fashion crime than they are of differentiating between their arses and their elbows and respectfully suggest upon that basis that he find for the plaintiff.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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That is pretty much what the judge says in para 77.
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I read the whole bloody thing and near the end I had to catch myself and think "am I seriously reading this".
So thank you. Temporary insanity and chronic procrastination loves company.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Not only that, but it's the High Court. Not some local magistrate, but the one-step-below-the-House-of-Lords-and-new-laws-needed court.
I have no idea how much that little lot cost. 
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I remember hearing about "moron in a hurry" on Qi, but I checki8ned it, and the legal standrd is quite witty about it as well: Moron in a Hurry | Technology and IP Law Glossary[^] Quote: so ignorant he thought ‘erudite’ was a type of glue
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It feels bad that this kind of thing is even allowed to be taken to court. Just a complete waste of time and money.
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I think they are trying to make too fine a point in their submissions.
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Chris Maunder
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I'm inking they went a little too far.
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When it comes to tattoos - where do you draw the line?
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I'm getting the needle about the whole thread.
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So if this is a big deal in the legal courts that tatooist is going to have some big bills. So big he may end up over-drawn.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Great find. Absolutely captivating.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No strange thing here in the valley. Back in the 80s, two stores selling business products, Computerland sued Businessland for having land in their name. The judge threw the case out and asked the plaintiff if they were going to sue Disneyland next.
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Works really well, with a caveat.
It's small, quick, and produces lovely output on "regular" paper - it's also quieter and doesn't attract the cat who always wanted to go "fishing" down the paper slot when the inkjet was printing. He's not interested in this one, not even slightly.
It even does really nice photo prints, now the photo paper has arrived (you can't use inkjet paper at all, it gums up the machine if you try, so I donated my stock of paper, card, and labels to next door).
Only hassle is heavy weight photo paper doesn't feed well - the spec and the driver both say "up to 220gsm" and I'm using 200 - look like I have to offset the image by one cm from the leading edge in order to get it all on the print rather than starting on the roller and transferring onto the rear... And the card does "curl" somewhat, which is annoying, but fixable.
But that said, my old inkjet had problems feeding photocard as well, and often needed a helping hand to get going! As a replacement for an inkjet, this shows signs of being well useful.
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My inkjet (Canon MG4250) does all of that with no hassle (no cats in this house). It can be a trifle noisy sometimes, but I can live with that.
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My inkjet (Epson) was forever drying out and not working when I needed it. I figure that at least half the ink I bought went straight through it trying to clean the heads and get all channels working ... and most of the rest went in the bin when the printer decided the cartridge was too old / not from Epson.
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