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Ah, yes, it's amazing 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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He's been a user since... today.
Spammer.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ahem[^]
This space for rent
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Javascript is such a bad idea that you would think Microsoft was responsible for it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Microsoft had an even worse idea, called VBScript 
"On Error Close Browser"
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: "On Error Close Browser"
My favorite is IE showing a fatal error while it tried to automatically upload an error report to MS. I had saved a screenshot somewhere...
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This morning, I dropped Herself off at work, and on the way back home I'm thinking "What should I cook for supper tonight?". My brain immediately chimes in with "Fish tacos".
I'm arguing with myself: I had to scrape the ice off the car; I'm wearing gloves because the steering wheel is so cold; we don't have any salad.
It no good, my brain just starts shouting "FISH TACOS!" at me, and now all I can think of is fish elephanting tacos and I'm hungry.
Damn it! But they say a problem shared is a problem halved - so now you are thinking about Fish Tacos as well, and I should be able to start working on other things ... sorry about that, but it's survival of the fittest round here you know. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The ONLY fishy taco one should consider putting in their mouth . . . never mind; KSS rules.
But that's stuck in my mind, now.
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Problem shared; problem halved!
My work here is done.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You, sir, are a very dirty old man. 
Besides that, I hate fish. If there is anything that belongs in a taco shell, then it's not from an animal that swims around in the sea, nor from a theropod dinoaur.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Have you ever heard the expression "Only the good die young" ?
It's because they want to!
Dirty Old Man? AMEN!
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What do you think that says about Mother Teresa?[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mother Teresa was Catholic, correct? Masochism.
Next question
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:shudder:
That put some images in my mind which I hastily bricked up and hope they die quickly. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ok until I read that I was reasonably comfortable with the thread, your work is more than done, sharing a shudder!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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W∴ Balboos wrote: was Catholic
So am I and I start to feel very inquisitive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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But ... nobody expects... !
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...the Roman Inquisition? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: What's this thing? "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"? "People called Romanes they go the house?"
Now that's the Roman Inquisition!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But I don't have to write it on the palace walls 100 times?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Only the good die young
Yep, I'm chaotic evil too.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I don't know if this properly qualifies:
In Dungeon Crawl, I almost invariably play a Demon-Spawn Berserker, follower of Trog
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Dirty Old Man? AMEN!
Nothing wrong with a little dirt.
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I think fish tacos is a splendid idea!
Viva! La tacos de pescado!
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