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Conan is only the soft version anyway. The original had some more interesting points on the list. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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As George Burns used to say about living to 100.
It's easy - live to be 99 and then be really careful for a year.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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"Just be excellent to each other." -- Bill&Ted
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85. Air on a g string? (4)
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TUNE (assuming G refers to a guitar/violin string tuned to 196.0 Hz)
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Tough to argue with, but not what I had in mind.
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Yeah, considering TUNE is a synonym of air.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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CORD?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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fart.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Tim Deveaux wrote: Ya
That's weird or maybe ironic. I just can't get my head arounf Cryptic Crossword Clues at all, sometimes after I see the answer I still can't work backwards to get it.
This clue I didn't even think guitar, I went straight to a string up the arse crack and it was obvious.
I think there needs to be more gutter type CCC so I have at least a hope of getting an answer.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I am older and my eyes aren't what they used to be. Does anyone have contact details for the person (no doubt a millenial) who is responsible for the trend towards grey backgrounds and slightly different grey text? I would like to make a suitable sacrifice to him or her so that this punishment is remitted.
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think of the benefits...
I recently bought a new 27" monitor (for 2nd screen). Was looking at 4k models - a quite good one was on a very good special, almost bought it. Then realised my current 25" 2K was a bit of a strain when I'm tired, so for $100 less I got the equivalent spec 27" 2K. (Very nice.) Why buy a 4K just to scale the damn thing back up 200% or more?
So what I'm saying is being a bit older much wiser why pay more for the likes of 4K screens and super-hi-res phones with giga-pixel lenses when you've only got at best 2K eyes.
More money for the kids inheritance kidding, meant quality food, drink, even furniture etc.
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Thank you, but bother. I have three screens and now have a lust for three 4K screens. Might have to sell the dog.
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Lopatir wrote: Why buy a 4K just to scale the damn thing back up 200% or more?
I've been wondering that myself. Which is why I use a 40" 4K TV and run it at its native resolution - rescaling is just a waste of pixels IMNSHO.
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I'm not even old (just above 20) and rarely do I have to go above 1080p...
"I don't think about dying. It is the last thing I want to do. " - theoldfool
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Try using google maps outside on your phone when the ambient light is above 3 candelas.
It didn't take me long to dump that garage and install Osmand.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually, it's something they just copied from TV commercials (i.e., the hell-spawn known as marketing) with fine print they really really really don't want to read.
Coming to mind: Senior insurance for $9.95/month: amazingly tiny light blue text on a medium blue (but not solid color) background.
By the way - even if you got your wish - can you read 15 lines of fine print in the 3 or 4 seconds they give you? Maybe it's better you don't even notice it's there.
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ormonds wrote: ... I would like to make a suitable sacrifice to of him or her ...
FTFY
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Agreed. The f***ers who designed Microsoft's Expression Blend come to mind.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Crikey! Do you actually use that?
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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++1
if i'll ever discover such one, i'll save him/her and we shall circumcise him/her together
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