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Truer spokes have never been whirred!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And if you get caught and convicted but want a retrial is that Wheel Appeal?
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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Worst case would be them teeny tiny micro bikes ... not so much the bike, but the fat ass circus clown riding it.
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in order to stop this cycle you don't just stop the wheel. You need to break it!I
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If it feels like you're riding a bike through treacle, is that a viscous cycle?
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Sweet!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My parser generator can generate LL(1) parsers that run entirely in SQL(92) stored procedures.
So you can parse documents in RDBMS databases as normalized entities.
I generated it because I'm in a mood. I'll be removing it before I post an update.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Yup, one of my favorite lines in Star Trek VI, The Undiscovered Country:
Quote: Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily mean we must do that thing.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I like that line too. I wish more companies and governments would adhere to it.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Concerns about "should / shouldn't" tend to lead to analysis paralysis.
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if I'm trying to feed C# programs into my SQL database for parsing, I've got bigger problems than analysis paralysis. 
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Sure, but what about Turing Machines?
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I mean, that's what i'm doing in a sense, is it not? What is C# if not a tool for building a subset of possible turing machines?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I've temporarily inherited a pair of small dogs (a Jack Russel and a Pug cross) for two weeks while the owners are on holiday, and begun my introduction to dog ownership.
Cats are better.
A cat when presented with food will eat what it needs, and leave the rest for later. A dog on the other hand scarfs down everything it can see, throws it back up,and then eats it again.
When a cat goes for a walk, it decides where to go, and manages both to go on it's own and get back (probably to have a soupçon more breakfast.
Dogs, on the other hand have to be accompanied, while the walker is laden down with a Scammell Truck's worth of pooh bags.
And dogs can't just walk. Oh no! they have to stop every thirty damn seconds to check FaceBark, update Twigger, ... and the less said about PooTube the better ...
Actually no, let's talk about animals and PooTube. Cats are discrete about it - they dig a hole, do what they have to, bury it, and stroll away. Not so these two: hop along for a few dozen feet squeezing it out so you have to follow round picking up lumps over a distance. And if you miss one, the other dog will assume that it is an hors d'oeuvre ... So now you have a lead, two dogs, and a thin bag of smelly biohazard to cart about. And then the other one visits PooTube. 
Why do you have them, folks? Cats are so much nicer.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You have the wrong dogs at your place. 
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Isn't that what his cat would say? If cats would not treat even such dog substitutes as opponents, both would already rest in peace in a small covered up hole in the neighbor's garden.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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 So well Written - so evocative; conjuring up familiar images - so accurate.
I've often describes the smaller representatives of the canine vermin as cat-food-on-the-hoof.
You did manage to leave out their penchant for humping strangers legs.
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I'm saving that for Part Two ... 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For some reason your post reminded me of General Melchett and his speech on poopoo.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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OriginalGriff wrote: Not so these two: hop along for a few dozen feet squeezing it out so you have to follow round picking up lumps over a distance
You're lucky, I had a Great Dane, they don't just poo they emit a lump big enough it would take several bags to encas it all!
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally!
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Try a cork. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Get thee behind me Satan!
(I have superglue as well, and I'm tempted.)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Your assertion is wrong. I don't feel the need to go into details as to why.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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When I married my present wife I inherited two teenagers and a cat. The teenagers I could just about deal with, the cat was hell on four legs. Gave it a litter tray which it decided was for other people. Tried to get it to use the garden as toilet, but it refused to go outside. Gave it a scratching pole, but it thought the furniture worked much better. Gave it a bed to sleep on but it preferred my face. Eventually got fed up of clearing up the poo every morning so we rehoused it with the RSPCA, whence it came.
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Amen.
I do not own the animals in my house (two cats, a collie, and a parakeet). I have made it clear: I do not do litter boxes. I do not clean up poo (exception). If an animal begins to regularly relieve itself in the wrong location, it will be gone.
Exception: Collie is wife's dog. I like wife, so I tolerate collie a little more than the cats.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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