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Really? Great! You have time to re-consider it... 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: You have time to re-consider it...
Like the Titanic, once certain actions are set into motion, the result of 12-14 billion years of atomic collisions and quantum entanglements, there's not much that can be done to change the course. 
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Wow!
Wasn't Javascript just enough? 
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CPallini wrote: Wasn't Javascript just enough?
Javascript is like the ex-wife. You end up paying alimony for the rest of your life. And that's if you can actually get divorced. The judge tries to get you into marriage counseling -- You just need a new angular on life, it'll change your vue, you'll react so much better to stress. It'll rekindle the ember you once had.
Yeah, riiight.
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If her name is Ruby you are in deep sh*t!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: If her name is Ruby you are in deep sh*t!
A python by any other name.
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OK, it's a slow day...
Came across this in a man page, describing output formatting for a frequently used command:
A `%' character followed by any other character is discarded, but the other character is printed (don't rely on
this, as further format characters may be introduced). A `%' at the end of the format argument causes undefined
behaviour since there is no following character. In some locales, it may hide your door keys, while in others it
may remove the final page from the novel you are reading.
For extra rep points, name the command. (I'll upvote correct answers.) Anyone that does something involving wildcards and grep is automatically disqualified.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Format Directives - Finding Files[^]
If it's any consolation, I was bored rigid writing the ISO9000 manual for my company back in the last century, so I added a "Dogs Inward Procedures" section which dealt with the care and snack feeding of dogs in the office, and the correct procedures for throwing sticks. As far as I know, it's still there.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And when ISO came to inspect - they told nothing? Or the dog was on vacation?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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ISO 9000 isn't about quality - it's about procedures. As long as you do exactly what your Quality Manual says you should do, you will pass ISO inspection - even if it is manifestly stupid! 
Remember ISO inspectors aren't developers, or hardware engineers, or even accountants - they are document specialists (or more often recent-graduates-who-work-cheap-and-can't-get-a-job-anywhere-else-with-that-degree specialists)
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See also Alamagoosa, a short story by Eric Frank Russell.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Oh, and "dogs" plural - we worked in a coach house overlooking the orchard and there could be seven or eight dogs roaming around. Nice, relaxing atmosphere - if you have a coding problem there is nothing like throwing a ball round the orchard for dogs to play with to sort it out in your head!
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Close enough. My quote is from the man page for GNU find, as packaged with Ubuntu. They used those last two sentences, but the preceding bit is different.
On a related note, the now-obsolete documentation for part of a VICTAB system, in the glossary of terms, included several derogatory "definitions" relating to brands of motor cars and other unrelated "stuff".
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Good morning, Visual Basic! Hey, this is not a unit test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delegate to the lambda expression! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Delphi movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 05:30! What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.
And I'd like to take questions from the audience: You sir, in the C++ tie?
Quote: What the elephant are you doing up this early in the elephanting morning?
No idea - Herself was snoring, the cat was walking on my bladder, and the sun was aloft on what looks like another Glorious day in the People's Republic of Cymru (South).
Quote: Can I go back to sleep now?
Apparently not.
Quote: Bugger.
Say that again, with feeling.
Quote: Bugger!
My feelings exactly.
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I didn't think that stuff grew in Cymru (South). I thought it needed a dryer, sunnier climate.
Well, who knew!
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It's not called "grass" for nothing; it grows anywhere.
(Maybe not in Antarctica  )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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04:30 here and I'm up for no reason, but I haven't watched a sunrise for a while, so that's what I'm doing.
Currently in the great state of New Hampshire (lakes region).
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Hah 4 1/2 hours ago I was snoozing off a rather pleasant lunch and a very nice bottle of red.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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OriginalGriff wrote: the sun was aloft on what looks like another Glorious day
Rolling shutters keep the sun out; it'll feel like night even during the day 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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One of my favorite movies, we'll minus the delegates.
Funny my 2nd tour I was based in Da Nang.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Quote: What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts?
Bzzzzzt!
Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
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Same thing for Marines.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I have recently started rereading Notes on Structured Programming by Edsger W. Dijkstra (published in 1972 when I was a young programmer). I had read this article before (1975). It provided insight that solved a very complex problem in the architecture for a relational database management system. (As an aside, this article is the source for the famous tenet "Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!")
Early on in his notes, Dijkstra suggests that "experienced and competent programmers" would be irritated by the length of his proof for the correctness of the program part:
d := D;
while non prop ( d ) do d := f ( d )
To which he states
"Personally I am inclined to conclude from this length that programming is more difficult than is commonly assumed; let us be honestly humble and interpret the length of the proof as an urgent advice to restrict ourselves to simple structure whenever possible and to avoid in all intellectually modesty "clever constructions" like the plague."
I revisit Marc Clifton's lament about "dumbing down code so that it can be maintained by junior devs." I suggest that C# syntactic sugar ("LINQ (except for basic things), metadata, reflection, extension methods, and any of the C# 7.0 language features") falls under the domain of clever constructions. And it is here that I suggest that what is being called "dumbing down" is, in reality, a reasonable approach in the production environment.
Recall too that programmers do not usually own the code they produce. Because it is produced as a work for hire, the programmer's employer is the owner. And probably more importantly, the employer is in business to produce the code.
Therefore I suggest that an employer who desires that code be produced that can be maintained by junior developers is well within his rights (as well as within his obligations to his shareholders). Decrying such direction by an employer is intellectual arrogance on the part of the employee.
Gus Gustafson
-- modified 16-Jun-18 15:17pm.
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Why don't you go over to Q&A and tell them the good news. No need to learn anything anymore. The others are now responsible to make everything easy enough for them to handle.
Call me arrogant, but most juniors are idiots, more in the original greek sense of the word. I prefer helping them to overcome this (if you believe the ancient Greeks) natural state of ignorance and gain first experience in some area.
It always was the job of architects and seniors to make the code as complex as needed and as simple as possible. That's only one aspect of maintainability. Maintainability is the real goal, not dumbing down at all cost. If that means herding the juniors into a meeting room and giving them some training, then so be it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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