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The hardware's too difficult to change, we'll fix it in firmware.
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I believe Enochlophobia is the condition your looking for and need to personify.
(I hope a lot of people aren't looking at this post).
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I'm not afraid of crowds, I just prefer to socialize in smaller groups 
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Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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As no one got yesterdays an easy peasy one today
Simple fare (1,5,2,4)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'll put you out of your misery: A PIECE OF CAKE
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm never miserable - and you are up Monday - didn't have time to do a difficult one 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Super Lloyd wrote: With 8,000 years of accumulated .NET Software not supporting years bigger than 10,000BC!
I fear you are behind the times: the 10,000BC bug was what finally broke Stonehenge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hey, don't knock the programmers. As always, it's the project planners and designers that are the fault: Obviously, they should have put those stones much closer together! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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All it takes is one scientific study about how people are more likely to get cancer when living in an AD world and I am sure we will switch over to "BC" in no time.
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Super Lloyd wrote: great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaan-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaaaaan-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaaaaaaaan-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaan-great-(x320....)-great-grandchildren
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Shouldn't several of those have been your Nana*?
* Or possibly "yaya" - my Spanish is not even as good as my French, and that's very poor
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Super Lloyd wrote: years bigger than 10,000BC ... great-great-(x320....)-great-grandchildrenparents
FTFY.
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Why do you think scientists haven't worked out immortality yet?
"Dealing with Y10k? **** that."
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I am more worried about the 2k32 2k38 bug, that's is one that if it really is a problem, it is a problem I will suffer    
[Edit] Year corrected [/edit]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 10-Aug-18 7:40am.
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...You could put an aye out!
Or worse: Get kilt! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Baltimore officials will pay consultant $176,800 to help police department maintain Lotus Notes system - Baltimore Sun
No comment made because none is needed and none could be sufficient to capture the grim reality. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Link no workey in UK
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Same in BE
Isn't GDPR fun ...
Tom
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pkfox wrote: Link no workey
It's because Lotus Notes is dead. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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That bloke is being underpaid, I'm tellin' ya.
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Since there are only about 10 people left in all of North America who still know Lotus Notes, I would agree.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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