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If they could translate "Drunk-speak" to English, they'd really have something. As it is, meh.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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In 200 years we will have an IA that will do it... meanwhile this is called coffee... 
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Feeding coffee to a drunk doesn't sober him up; it just gives you a wide-awake drunk. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I was going to say that. They have the whole thing backwards.
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...documentary movies about more or less interesting people;
I saw this one just a few days ago: Becoming Bond[^].
To be honest, I've never been a great fan of George Lazenby's Bond, but this documentary is REALLY interesting and well made. I highly recommend it! It's very entertaining! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Collusion for policeman 1051 with mixed urban area (10)
Sorry - inability to count today ... 
Twice ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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modified 13-Sep-18 4:19am.
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Boontown ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Sorry, no - my bad, I misscounted.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Easy done - am I on the right track ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Bits of ... but you need a better map.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Complicity ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Is the right answer - you are up tomorrow!
Collusion
for policeman COP
1051 MLI (Roman numerals)
with mixed (anag)
urban area (8) CITY
COMPLICITY
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I went off on the wrong track with the 1051 bit which is a police code for tow truck required, which mixed with the urban area part led me to town and off I went down the wrong road - you were complicit in this  - good clue though
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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... that I want to go to see a movie after accidentally stumbling (or being stumbled by Youtube) over its trailer: First Man[^]. It's even about a man who used to be at the very top of the list of people I would have liked to meet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 13-Sep-18 4:23am.
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And it was so bad you wanted to punch someone?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you mean this particular punch on the nose[^]? Another one from the top of the list of people I would like to meet. If DD had met him, he might have gotten punched as well. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Check your subject...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did not see it at all. Thanks, now it's corrected.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: The fist time in ears...
One more spelling error and you could have shown this[^] video... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I prefer boxing videos where the referee gets knocked out. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I prefer boxing videos where the referee gets knocked out by a cat .
FTFY!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Speaking of that, I find this one absolutely hilarious:
Kitten Wearing Tiny Boxing Gloves Hits Cat on Head - YouTube[^]
It also teaches a very important life lesson: If you can't beat the bigger person you're fighting, hit a smaller one that you CAN beat instead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 13-Sep-18 6:38am.
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Don't have anything like that. How about this[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I suppose we should be grateful that your thoughts first turned to pugilism...
Andy B
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So, my password expired. My ActiveDirectory password. No network drive access, no email, etc. No worries, I web off to the support site to request a reset. Oops, can't login, my password expired 
Obligatory Dilbert:
https://assets.amuniversal.com/a69d61e06cbc01301d46001dd8b71c47[^]
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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