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I was driving home last night from work, I was passing Luton, within a "stones throw" (I know because several hit my car  )
Whilst attempting to escape the area quickly I observed a yoof cycling along the pavement with both hands off the handlebars, nothing too unusual there I hear you say.
This particular yoof wasn't even looking where he was going as he was also busy sending a text message from his phone. 
Yoof is wasted on kids these days and where is Darwin when you need him?
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KennethKennedy wrote: where is Darwin when you need him?
He is where he always was: In probabilities and statistics. No lightning bolt strikes you down when you do something stupid, but one day you did it once too often.
KennethKennedy wrote: he was also busy sending a text message from his phone
As at least one idiot that can't sit in his car and wait a minute at every traffic light. What's their excuse? Where are traffic cops when you need them?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Where are traffic cops when you need them?
On holiday fighting crocodiles in Darwin?
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Quote: But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider
And I don't own the clothes I'm wearing
And the road goes on forever
And I've got one more silver dollar
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KennethKennedy wrote: passing Luton
Scary.
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KennethKennedy wrote: where is Darwin when you need him?
Probably in hospital having been knocked over by some mentally-subnormal ASBO-case on a bicycle!
There is an extremely simple cure for this problem: police robots specifically designed to shoot people who cycle on pavements.
This would not only give us a massively improved gene-pool by virtue of the vast numbers of idiot teenagers and lardy middle-aged blokes in lycra that would be removed from it, it would also stimulate the ailing economy and boost our robotic research at the same time. Everyone's a winner apart from the people who (deservedly) get killed in the process.
Some might argue that the robots should serve a wider function (launching missiles at people with loud car stereos, tripping over skate-boarders, disemboweling the little b*****d up my street with the really noisy scooter, and so forth) and I'd be hard-pressed to disagree with these as long-term aims, but in the meantime, let's go for the low-hanging fruitcakes and start with the pavement cyclists. They deserve it the most.
If there is a downside to any of this, I'm struggling to see it.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Looks like I touched a nerve. 
I agree with most of what you typed though.
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Doesn't sound positive ? confused (10)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Good man 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Asking if I need a bank loan. I said yes, I need it to buy a yacht. He disconnected the call.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: I said yes, I need it to buy another yacht
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How about buying an aircraft carrier and converting the deck to a golf course?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: How about buying an aircraft carrier and converting the deck to a golf course?
but you would need to buy, say a golf course, and convert it to an airport to park all those planes
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You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore!
Australia is a made up conspiracy
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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It would be hilarious if they turned out to be right.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Hilarious. The levels of ignorance are off the chart.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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So, I ate kangaroo-steak from Canada then?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Kangaroos probably don't exist either. It must have been relabeled horse meat!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Actually kangaroos can exist without breaking the theory, there's wild kangaroos in France.
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That's wallabies, not kangaroo's.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: That's wallabies just our swimsuit models, not kangaroo's.
FIFY
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Also without pouch, I see
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Depends upon where you look . . . (uh oh, KSS slipping away).
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