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Fools! It should have been in the recycling bin, not the "general waste"!
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Now I'm feeling really bad wondering if my childhood hamster was hibernating when I buried him 
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I for one didn't know hamsters hybinated  (never had one) why can I see an update of the Dead Parrot...
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Sounds like the hamster needed more than "emotional" support. Still, since she has an attorney, presumably somebody is prosecuting her for animal cruelty.
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Fortunately in the UK we have laws that will ban people from owning pets, for a decent length of time, if they are found to behave like that.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I was found hibernating, but upon closer inspection I turned out to be dead.
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Ok! So finally, the search is over.
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer.
Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it.
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him? 
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Turn the paw prints to an advantage:
"Kitty sends her love!"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If it had been ink, then yes. But "suspicious brown marks" could be harder to get away with...
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That's still love for some people.
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Easy... tell them it's chocolate! 
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Having pets is one thing, but you need to acknowledge that the cats have you as their pet and servant.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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It could be worse: you could have children around... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
My cat never makes a mess. Then again, my cat does not exist. No self-respecting man owns a cat.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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011111100010 wrote: No self-respecting man owns a cat.
Well, I have 4 cats, and 2 dogs (Jumangi at its finest).
I will mail you my man card in the next couple of days.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats, Morgan Freeman has a cat, Leonard Nimoy, Vincent Price, OriginalGriff, Sander Rossel, ... the list goes on. All cat owners.
And ... there is even research that says that men who own one or two cats are more attractive to the ladies: Why Women Like Men Who Love Cats | petMD[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats
You make my case for me. 
OriginalGriff wrote: more attractive to the ladies
If you need a cat to be attractive to the ladies, my point stands.
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Whatb you mean to say is that all are tolerated by cats as long as they do their bidding.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Don't forget Hellboy and Data, they have cats too.
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People don't own cats. Cats own people... 
Days spent at sea are not deducted from one's alloted span - Phoenician proverb
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Indeed!
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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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