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Thank you so much for the passenger seat belt alert you coded into the A Class. While it's comforting to know that you care that my shopping will not survive in the event of an accident, I found your increasingly strident "beep", "beep beep beep", "BEEP BEEP BEEP", "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" rather distracting and very annoying.
That you shut the elephant up just as I approach the first place I can elphanting stop to get at the elephanting seatbelt and shut you the elephant up I found even more elephanting irritating and worse for my elephanting blood pressure, sunshine.
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OOOO! Shiny! 
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That's definitively a squid with young squiddies 
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So often, in Q&A, we have some sort of Computer Science major requesting that one of us do his/her homework for them. OG even has a boiler-plate posting for that (most of his 2 million points gotten with that, but I deviate).
OK - so suppose we give them the answers, or they get them from "that other site". They graduate, eventually, and get a job, totally reliant on hoping someone will know how to do for them what they were hired to do.
Now, as there seems to be so many of them, they'll naturally begin to fill in and even dominate the software development scene. All of them turning to one another, hoping that someone where they work knows what they are doing.
More and more of them aggregate (or better put, form a clot). The size of this death spiral of the clueless keeps increasing, as does the desperation.
Something's got to give . . .
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The size of this death spiral of the clueless keeps increasing, as does the desperation.
Seen quite some academics in this group. It seems important to get the paper, not the knowledge.
I always dream of changing career to open-heart surgery. Shouldn't be too hard to find a forum that explains howto and where I can post questions when stuck 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Have you tried the Open Heart Project? I hear they do your surgical homework if you post them the patient ...
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I'm still looking for a patient.
The sick thing is that's how IT often works. I've been given access to a webapp from the hospital just to mail them that the thing isn't secure (or even looks finished).
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I always dream of changing career to open-heart surgery. Shouldn't be too hard to find a forum that explains howto and where I can post questions when stuck
But fortunately for all of those that need such surgery the doctors are not in fact based solely on how they did in school. They must actually do the work under a trained surgeon for years.
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Yep. That's why I have boilerplate! 
We can't do it for them, it isn't fair: not on us, not on their classmates who have tried themselves, not on themselves in the long term because they never learn the right "mind set" to do the job - and that means unfair on the company and their coworkers when they eventually manage to lie their way into a job.
Got one today: I told him - politely - to use the debugger, and he starts SHOUTING at me, and getting increasingly desperate. Nope. Shout at me, I stop responding ... show me you are trying and I'll help to the best of my ability.
But I don't worry about the future: it's seen as a low-effort, high pay career that anyone who can use an iPhone and Google can cope with. So the morons flock in in their droves and the good ones get hidden in the noise.
But they are there. And they will shine, possibly all the more brightly in comparison to the "non-diamonds" they are buried under ... it'll just take some time, is all. Until then, repeat after me "We do not do your homework: it is set for a reason. It is there so that you think about what you have been told, and ... "
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And the dull ones will become managers.
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Wonderfully good analysis ...
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If I have the time do nut it out, I give them the most complex answer I can, and hope that the instructor recognizes that there's no way in hell a newb could come up with that kind of code.
In the end, I'm just in it for the rep points.
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Off topic, but I can't help but be amused by that smiley face in your post, wondering if it's the same smiley face as on the stock of your Street-Sweeper[^]?
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I had no idea that even existed. But then again, I'm not a fan of guns in general, so...
However, I am skilled in their use, and can field strip/clean pretty much any firearm you might hand me.
Why do y'all persist in steering so many discussions towards firearms?
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Why do y'all persist in steering so many discussions towards firearms?
You auditioned for the role for years; and, you got it, and, now, the role has you.
cheers, Bill
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010-----You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010-----When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
Other than that - who'd guessed ?
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But y'all are the ones that steer conversations that way. I merely react to external stimuli. My sig has nothing at all to do with whatever conversation is in progress.
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> Something's got to give . . .
JavaScript..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Yeah, blame the language. I have almost never seen prototypical inheritance on third party JavaScript code. Some people even claim it is not OOP, language.
JavaScript and PHP reputation is what spoon reputation would be if people tried to eat soup with the handle.
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All it does is make the good developers stand out.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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No - what will happen is what always happens. They'll be promoted to management since they can't actually do the job.
Vice Presidencies for Everyone . . . so no one feels sad and left out . . . wheeeeeeeee!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: They'll be promoted to management since they can't actually do the job.
Ahhh, the Dilbert Principle.  
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Something's got to give . . .
That's were AI's step in. First, the AI "learns" by scanning all SO posts. When it has questions, it posts a question on SO for us unsuspecting humans to answer. Eventually, the AI spawns itself. When enough spawning has happened, the AI's start to answer their own questions. Eventually they create "schools" (basically gigaquads of training) and even provide grades and certificates, because every AI learns differently, and some don't learn at all. Some however do learn that they can get by with having other AI's do their homework for them. And so the death spiral continues... 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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