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Butt of many jokes, a hangover form the 80s, he always took it on the chin and laughed at himself.
Yeah, he was OK really.
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I saw him on Mock the Week once, when he was being ribbed pretty hard. But he just smiled and took it all in good part.
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He must have been a genuinely nice guy - think about it. He claimed to have slept with over 2000 women, and even in the current climate not one of them have come forward and said he forced them to do it or they didn't get the job ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not to work, obviously. I have come to work a little earlier. I want to get some things done today.
Productivity killer number 1: Mickeysoft has updates. God help me.
Productivity killer number 2: Updates take their time.
Productivity killer number 3: Visual Studio has disappeared. All links are gone, now let's see what's left in the directories where it was installed...
Mickeysoft, keep your junk and just look for a nice place to die. This circus already has cost me almost an hour which I will certainly not get back from you.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 7-Jun-18 7:22am.
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CodeWraith wrote: Productivity killer number 3: Visual Studio has disappeared
you must have trust in the system, microsoft always knows what you need.... a holiday!
(Or perhaps a new career? somebody has to lean on the shovels at the road works, and sure as sh*t it's not going to be a ms AI bot - that'd be waste of good talent)
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lopati: roaming wrote: microsoft always knows what you need
If they had any clue, Windows 10 would not even exist.
lopati: roaming wrote: Or perhaps a new career
Not again! If I had stayed with the first one, I might already look forward to retirement with a Captain's pension in a year or two. The second one did not last very long because I did not really like where it was going and now you want me to forget #3 just because buggy is the new quality at Mickeysoft? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: If they had any clue, Windows 10 would not even exist.
So true. I used XP until 7 was released. I'll continue to use 7 until they stop trying to dumb down OS's and/or making them operate like a phone (10 was a compromise from 8 but compromise isn't what desktop owners want in my experience). If I want to use an elephanting phone, I'll use a phone 
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Hi all,
I just opened a little coding challenge in Q&A
https://www.codeproject.com/Questions/1247344/Coding-challenge-just-for-fun
Have fun
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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So I'm currently a contractor who is employed at company A, but works for company B.
I need to login to my Microsoft account at A to fill in my hours, but I need to login to my Microsoft account at B to access their Azure environment.
And because I didn't have a VSTS account at B yet I've been hosting the code I wrote for B on my personal VSTS account C.
But because I also have a project for my own company I do have an Azure login for that customer D.
Logging in to any Microsoft service has become a real PITA.
At least I can still login to GitHub with a single account... Oh wait 
I did get a VSTS account for B today, so hopefully switching between B and C becomes a thing of the past as of tomorrow 
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Welcome to modern life--A different user name for each site, and they don't have the same criteria for valid passwords, and also make you change your password every so often so that you cannot even maintain the same password for different systems.
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I have this same problem and it is all managed by my C'YaPass app.
You never have to memorize a password again, but you can easily have a separate password for every site. I honestly use it every day numerous times at work. It's so much easier and better.
Please try my program, C'YaPass.
You can get the source code for every platform you can imagine at my GitHub :
GitHub - raddevus/CYaPassWF: Contains C# project for WinForm(WF) (Windows desktop) for CYaPass app[^]
You can get the installer for the WinForm version at: C'YaPass: Forget All Your Passwords | Get C'YaPass[^]
You can try the web version at: C'YaPass : Never type a password again[^]
The WinForm version is far better though because :
1. you can draw your password once (leave the app run)
2. each time you select your key for the site you want
3. it automatically copies your password to the clipboard so you can simply paste it.
Of course, there is much more to this password manager that does not save the passwords anywhere but generates them each time.
The generated passwords are SHA-256 hashes. Virtually as random as you can get.
It Remembers Password Requirements
The cool thing is that it remembers the sites password requirements like:
length
uppercase
special character
Here I made a really fast video (30 seconds) of how easy it is to use.
You'll see the app in action and then see the password pasted into Notepad++.
Also notice you draw one pattern but a different password is gen'd for each site.
http://cyapass.com/video/cyapassShort.mp4^
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Ten minutes into the album and I already love where this is going 
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Well I guess that it makes it better to listen to that music when you are in your car on the expressway and you have not moved for an hour, but the traffic still does suck.
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I listen to Jazz FM[^] when I'm on the road. It has a very calming influence on this old fart.
/ravi
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Music calms the savage beast, and a frustrated driver can be pretty savage.
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Some of us hope that's not true
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Good old tune.
While working at the state park here in FL. they had a caterer come in for a special event...name of the company? Doobie's catering.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Listening to The Doobie Brothers - The Captain and Me (1973)[^] after many moons! 
If they were alive today and writing that song, would it be The Captain and Myself or Myself and the Captain?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I read the subject, and figured you were going to say your vacuum cleaner stopped working.
I've got to work on my cynicism.
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So then iFauxn will allow the user to track how they use it, for how long, and all sorts of other data. I suppose it might already be something the do for to you, but if not, those who use the new features are giving them a new depth of view into how and when they spend your time.
Also, put limits on usage (presumably on children, marking them as such).
Do you think it will have any marketing value?
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Don't you love the deviousness of it. Market the feature as "monitor yourself" but underneath the hood, the real point is for them to monitor YOU. Big Brother is starting to look pretty tame in comparison to the BS going on nowadays.
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Getting on past the devious nature, I'm already hearing the clamorous disbelief of the masses that their private information has been stored, bought, and sold.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I'm already hearing the clamorous disbelief of the masses that their private information has been stored, bought, and sold.
Yup. Deviousness works best when applied to unlimited ignorance and gullibility.
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