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1) Cats are predators.
2) Predators are lazy. They want to get more energy out of their food than it cost them to catch it.
3) Stealing is easier than hunting, so it is a perfectly acceptable way to fill your belly.
When you have a little lion in your house, it's unwise to leave your 'prey' unwatched:
Pizza![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Wow, just learned my sister-in-law is apparently a predator too.
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What gets me about that is: I know where he puts his paws, and what he undoubtedly gets on them. Fecal Coliforms, parasites, general unpleasantness.
So the cat is pawing at your food, do you
1) Prevent him making contact with your supper?
2) Just film it (and probably eat it later anyway?
For me, option 1 is going to win every time...
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3) #2 #1, if possible, else let him have it or throw it away if I don't want to spoil him.
Sorry, got mixed up with the options. No, I don't want to eat it later. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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A horses mouth is probably a lot cleaner than a cat's paws - as anyone who has seen a cat enter a litter tray will attest. 
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I know! That's why I can't understand how the horse agreed to eat from the same pan with Trinity... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Overweight language mixed into a number of items (9)
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modified 14-Feb-18 7:54am.
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No, it's something to do with a language
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Nope!
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Nope!
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Fatmerica
Overweight - Fat (Thanks Pom Pey)
mixed - me
number of items - ri
language - c
into a - a
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Clutching at straws...
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artefacts
overweight - fat
language - c
number - rate ???
mixed - artefacts.
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I see where you are going, but ... no.
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Everyday I watch, and I never work them out (yes, I am really bad at CCCs).... but today I finally got the answer!
But I don't want to write tomorrows so I will keep it to myself!
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Hah! They all say that!
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Yeah, I am really tempted as I am surprised it only took me 2 minutes and nobody else seems to have gotten it yet.
Can I answer and then just nominate you to do it again?? What are the rules?!
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So were you right?
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Yeah that is what I got. I will be honest, I just dumped "Overweight" in the thesaurus and after looking at the first word "Corpulent" for some reason "PERL" just jumped out at me. Then obviously the remaining letters validated the answer.
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Hang on, I just seen your new post... I didn't even know there was a time limit on these things. I guess that's just how rare it is that they don't get answered.
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