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Cue 'Ride of the Valkeryi' & Charlie don't surf!
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The surfing part is already on the way to someone else. I participate in a model building contest (topic: Vietnam) and originally wanted to put surfboards on the landing skids. Unfortunately you can have weapons or surfboards, but there is not enough room for both. If you look at the scene from the movie, you will see that it's not the gunships that carry the surfboards.
Another guy was building Kilgore's command Huey at a smaller scale, so I printed the surfboards for him and sent them by mail. But yes, at least I know the soundtrack for the maiden flight. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I hate that! My tongue never seems to fit for a week afterwards...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You have your tongue descaled?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The filling was fine, the descale hurt. Why don't they do what gets done to kettles use an Acid. Hmmm maybe not such a good plan...I have seen way too many Tooth Paste adds...
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Big money fashion consumed a buzz (9)
Sorry I didn't post yesterday. Codeproject was down for me all day yesterday from my work. Have no idea why. Could see it was up from my phone but didn't know my log in details.
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Bombinate ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Shirley this is the latest buzzword for managers to use wrong.
"Let's bombinate Absurdistan and then make a parking lot out of it."
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I don't get the big money part though  or is it OMB for office monetary budgets or something ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 19-Apr-18 8:37am.
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I mean the AI he has in his signature. I had to do a search by signature, as we had yesterday and had to binary click (C) through 122 pages of Marc's postings before finding the first results I was looking for. And that in less than 10 months. How do you put artificial intelligence into the signature, anyway?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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AI in signature? 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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It's a very clever signature.
Unlike CodeWraith's, which is mostly thinking about food.
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OriginalGriff wrote: which is mostly thinking about food.
Yum! Fried cat! Bratkatze!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Someone was searching for postings containing the words 'artificial intelligence' and got many results from Marc because his signature contains these words.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: and got many results from Marc because his signature contains these words.
giggle
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I hope they don't debug this important feature away. A search for unique parts of the signature is often better than the official options.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The last time I had a question answered was in Septermber 2015.
Two questions in 2014 recived a combined total of five answers, leaving those out we have to go all the way back to 2011 for my record - 4 responses. In 2011 / 2012 I could fairly consistently count on 2 responses.
What do I need to do differently for a better response rate?
Ger
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Ask better questions? 
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It really depends on the questions. A detailed description of the problem and the occurung errors are helpful. A lot of answering can do the Google search box 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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That can also be a detriment. If you fully explain a problem and provide comprehensive example code, people lose interest/get bored, and move on.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Sing or dance at a pole to draw more attention to yourself?
The traditional methods of getting things of your chest, like this[^] or this[^] are slowly disappearing.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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First - maybe there are no people who knows the answer...
Second - if you try to do a statistics, do it right... You have asked 43 questions over the years and 35 of them got answer - that's 80%, which is way over average...
Third - both of your latest questions got comments, which means people didn't ignored you. But to be honest, I see a problem with your questions. It is a site where the common language is English, but the language we all (most) really understand is code! So if your English is not understand by some and there is no code to support it, it goes done much faster...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Well, you've already got 5 answers to this question, so that seems to be way better than average... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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We're artificially affecting his statistics. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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