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Plant puns: lettuce pro-seed?
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Weed cue: cumbersome replies.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I can dig it, (as long as cat doesn't pea in the garden)
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Sow, now you'll be peppered with replies! Leaves one up all night drinking until one's eyes are radish, hoping a good response will somehow turnip.
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I think you really rose to the occasion there.
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Bud this is the forum where I can unabashedly petal my puns.
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One good turnip deserves another, I suppose.
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Well, that's a turnip for the books!
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...towards whirled peas.
/ravi
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People that can't run off to get married: Can't elope?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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No more...leave me in peas 
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You were supposed to do your anti-seed-dance before you posted this.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Standardized test taking - a new gold standard:
Q: blah blah blah blah . . . .
Choose the best answer:
A - None of the above
B - All of the above
Oh Brave New World !
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How appropriate that they would go to stackoverflow.com for the answer.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If any one asks it's Korea related
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Your boss might think that you're Kroosing a line there.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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As long as you don't post here that we are attacking Korea...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Attacked me? No. They just sent some overpaid cucks home, that's all.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Damn. I wasted time reading the OP.
I thought it was referring to Germany gaming the (financial) system in the EU and was wonder what that was going to be about.
Instead, it's just a waste of a thread.
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Is this the Wendyball? I thought this was about the one place we didn't have that blah, blah, blah, all the time ... 
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No it's a pun. But you knew that, you just wanted to let us know you call it Wendyball again.
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Nah, the heat has affected my brain - it's not used to dry weather! 
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If the rain has ceased in Wales, that is a sign of bad things coming.
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glennPattonWork wrote: a sign of bad things coming
Yeah. Bloody tourists and caravans, probably.
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