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Well I'd go with Watching the grass grow, while sat in the garden holding a beer 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Is that something like monitoring the performance of your bus drivers[^], uhhh, I mean bus drivers[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I prefer watching progressbars move - the slower the better. Best of all is if they move so slowly that you can barely tell something is happening!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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So you have not yet used the cursor game where you place the mouse cursor on the bar, let go of the mouse and watch the pixels slowly move past the cursor.
I have had hours of fun with this.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Try watching grass grow when the blimmin dawg keeps digging he blimmin lawn up. That's fun!
veni bibi saltavi
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Watching paint dry. I can actually go to Dupont and get a job where you get paid to watch paint dry.
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There is a documentary if you really want to watch paint dry. Entire 10 hours of it. Paint Dry - Youtube [^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Man! This thing is too short!
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Hug an Australian Day
I'm well below what I'd consider a reasonable quota and there's about half an hour left. I'm hurt, guys. Deeply hurt.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Hug an Australian Day
I'm well below what I'd consider a reasonable quota and there's about half an hour left. I'm hurt, guys. Deeply hurt.
That was yesterday, I'm working in North Sydney and not one elephanting sunshine tried to hug me all day. Elephanters.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I'm working in North Sydney
Me too. Though with a broken leg at the moment it will be an effert to come and give you a hug. 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: Me too. Though with a broken leg at the moment it will be an effert to come and give you a hug.
121 Walker Street, where are you, I could wander over and catch up for a coffee.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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virang_21 wrote: I am at 146 Artheur St.
The street parallel and two behind mine. Doesn't look like there is anywhere along that Arthur Street that would serve a coffee. Is there a place in your building? Else I can see a couple behind 140 Arthur Street on Little Walker Street.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You really want this hug don't you?
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Pom Pey wrote: You really want this hug don't you?
Trying to get to the dozen. Have met the followin Cpians in person so far.
Chris Maunder
Christian Graus
Bryce Burrows
Josh Gray
Andy Johnson
Garth Lancaster
Ashley van Gerven
Peter in 2780
Rajesh Subramanian
Damien Sheather
Super Lloyd.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Trying to get to the dozen. Have met the followin Cpians in person so far.
Chris Maunder
Christian Graus
Bryce Burrows
Josh Gray
Andy Johnson
Garth Lancaster
Ashley van Gerven
Peter in 2780
Rajesh Subramanian
Damien Sheather
Super Lloyd.
cough
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: cough
OK, so I meant Baker's Dozen.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I didn't get a chance to explore places around office yet as day 2 on the new job and I managed to break my leg. There doesn't seems to be a way to contact CP member directly ( or is there ? ). Lets catch up next week sometime.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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virang_21 wrote: There doesn't seems to be a way to contact CP member directly ( or is there ? ).
Hit the Email link next to the Reply link at the bottom left of my reply. This will send me an email with your email address in it and I can reply. It may even show you my email address when you click it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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virang_21 wrote: it will be an effert to come and give you a hug
If anyone goes to give Mick a hug I want a video of it.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Please accept, belatedly, my official hug, Mick. We don't get much publicity about this important date, here in the colonies, but when we hear about it, we usually acknowledge it, even if we can't remember why.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Please accept, belatedly, my official hug, Mick. We don't get much publicity about this important date, here in the colonies, but when we hear about it, we usually acknowledge it, even if we can't remember why.
I've never heard of it, only knew it was yesterday from Maunder's link. The only thing 26-04-xxxx ever meant was the registration for my wife's previous car.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I cannot understand why! You're such a big teddy bear after all.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: appreciative of a present that reminds them of home
I really wanted to send you a gift but the Canadians are not welcoming a Sydney funnel web spider.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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