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TWO HOURS of productive time at the office? PER DAY??? 
Pressure like that is inhuman! I need to send a complaint to the union! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Exactly - sounds like a sweatshop to me...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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then why are you still at your workplace?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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As someone who works remote 100% of the time, I concur and endorse. 
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How to share dead brains ?
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But Griff, Farcebook is sooo much FUN!
At least, that's what they keep telling me.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So the last days we were hit by snowfall. By now the roads never went clear, instead of 5 min to the workplace i need 20. I hope some day people learn to drive in snow.
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In Finland they do know how, but they have to fit special winter tyres with spikes so that's cheating a bit. 
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Fins are on totally different level for that indeed. But they got practice the whole year 
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That's a bit unfair, its only 11 of the 12 months in a year.
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We might get together if we say 11,5 Months a year? 
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Those spike tyres are not allowed in Germany (since 1975) 
But even in Finland, they have to be equipped. I once had to help pushing the taxi uphill that should bring me to the airport because it still uses summer tyres in November. The excuse: "On the Åland islands the winter is usually coming later".
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Pushing your own taxi, wow did you get a fare discount?
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Yes. I had to pay half the price and got a receipt for the full amount which I got back because it was a business travel
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Good job, reminds me of the time, too many years ago, when I used to get paid for travel time.
As soon as I got on the flight I switched my watch to the destination time, it was then Sunday for the whole flight = a lot more double time pay
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I don't have much travels anymore too
But that was a little bit special because it was the November Storm of 1995 - Wikipedia[^] and I was on board a research vessel around Gotland.
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I remember that storm.
I was a student then. We had an Indian student from Bhopal (the western side) living in the same house, she was doing an internship at the time.
After realizing the buses didn't go she walked to her job (4 km) just to realize she was the only one there.
Her boss was so delighted to have someone around, being able to answer the phone while actually being able to checkup on stuff, that he gave her the following Friday off.
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HobbyProggy wrote: I hope some day people learn to drive in snow.
Step 1: Don't drive.
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Is it just me or is the method in which you need to update SSMS ridiculously inane.
You get a notification within the app that it's out of date. The third one this month. So you click the link thinking it will initiate an in-app update. It's just a console app, after all.
But no. You are sent to a website where you choose the download you need, you download it, find it, double click it, and then get a notice that it can't proceed because SSMS is open. Your only option is to close and restart the installer.
So you close SSMS, relaunch the updater, wait, then click the Close button on the "we're finally done" screen and relaunch SSMS. And, of course, delete the app you just downloaded because it's littering your desktop.
And the point of the update? No idea. It looks and acts exactly the same. There's not even a "Fixed the icon to use the correct shade of chartreuse" or something update summary paraded in front of you so you feel good about that 5 mins of wasted time and the 1hr of recollecting your thoughts.
Can someone remind me just how much I pay a year for the privilege of using SQL Server? 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: Can someone remind me just how much I pay a year for the privilege of using SQL Server?
Because you finally get panignation support, that's only been available in other RDBMSes for decades, but still. You finally get that! Lucky you.
Jeremy Falcon
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And it rocks my socks.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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