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How long will it be before AI takes over the manager's job?
I'm not sure managers are Turing complete though, so it may never be possible. 
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Where AI stands for Abominable Imitator ?
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Hey! I manage people.
My style is...
If I have to "manage" you, there is something wrong.
You don't hire a grand master and then tell them how to play the game.
I'm too busy to micro-manage you, get on with it.
I don't care what hours you work as long as you get the job done.
I worry when you don't have any questions.
I worry if everyone agrees with me.
Stop bringing chocolate in, damn it.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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AI actively refuses such a role. 
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I didn't know that AI has become that advanced. Next thing you will tell me is that they will have a car flying through space; the absurdity. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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A(vian) I(nfluenza), compared to managers?
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is the Chinese guy who own the local Dry Cleaners...
Sorry - the title just reminded me of the old joke. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I'm halfway there already
var manager = new Random();
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AI is ready for that. Flipping a coin without bias => "job done" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
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Depends on availability and quality of training data.
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Tomaž Štih wrote: Depends on availability and quality of training data.
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How long will it be before AI takes our developer jobs
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Depends. Al is a pretty good developer, but there is only the one of him, so he can't take all our jobs.
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Not soon enough. I'm tired of the grind. 
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Not soon enough. I'm tired of the grind.
Just what I was going to say!
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Just look at the typical sanity levels of some managers and customers. Most of them are not even able to articulate their wishes in a coherent fashion. What do you think will happen when they feed their nonsense to the AI?
Your job is safe.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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But are the managers safe?
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Replacing them probably would be easier and more effective and easier to accomplish.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: But are the managers safe?
I hope so. We don't really want them on the beach enjoying retirement with us, do we?
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I think so; the AI will delegate to the managers; who will, etc.
No smart AI would want to deal with users / humans.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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so the managers then become the developers using AI as a tool?
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