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Why do spirits float? What ghost up, must come down…
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Add whipped cream to a cup. Fill cup with baileys.
Baileys will sink beneath the cream.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Well it is Baileys Irish Cream and in almost any hierarchy the Irish are at the bottom so it makes sense.
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yes the baileys will sink, but it still goes down too, but too much spirits and they may come up again.
...and to paraphrase Billy Connolly: 'along with carrots, there's always carrots, even if you didn't eat carrots, where the ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) do those ing carrots come from?'
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Spooken like a true wiseman - although I haint[^] totally sure of that.
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That's indeed what I would exspectre, especially if they've been goblin up lots of bacon.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Boo. Posts like this are why you should be haunted to the ends of the earth.
Its so bad I would expect that you have to face the wraith of the Lounge moderator. If she is a ghoul I would exSpectre to bury you.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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All this time I thought it was lack of grave-ity...
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Microsoft QC Operations[^]
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That's not Microsoft QA: they don't listen to the feedback customers (or beta testers) give them...
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You may well be right.
My theory is that they listen to the QA reports, all have a good laugh, then go home early.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: My theory is that they listen to the QA reports, all have a good laugh, then go home early.
So for each report they read they get a day off...
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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No. Use your minds eye and visualize.
They sit around a large table with a keg of bear beer (if it's before noon) and read the comments using funny voices. No matter how often it's done, they're amusement by this goes unabated.
After the keg (and their bladders) are emptied, they head home.
[edit]Fixed spelling error - was tempted to use bare[/edit]
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modified 3-May-18 13:16pm.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: keg of bear
I must say that's an interesting one to visualize. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah so that explains Windows 8... 
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No, they don't, and it is entirely uncertain who they actually DO listen to.
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For a minute I was showing my age; I thought you were referring to this QC[^].
I used that package for years as my editor-of-choice.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's where I learned C ! It's where my FORTRAN programming, using C syntax, finally changed to C programming. It was great.
Remember when the function arg declarations were done outside the parenthesis ! ?
Showing your age? Bah! In the age of the human-cellphone interface, it is a badge of pride!
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My first significant project in C was written using BDS C[^], which created code for the Z80 microprocessor. Ironically, my development machine was an early MS-DOS 3.3 machine, and I ran the BDS compiler using a Z80 emulator.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Maybe your are ancient.
This was on my first PC, an IBM-AT 12Mhz 1-wait state. Math co-processor! It had an RLL HDD! 360KB FDD and 1.2 MB HDD (5 1/4, of course). Forty MB that never got filled. Fast desktop on the site (at the time). PC-DOS 3.1 . I think that thing was bought for somewhere around $10K.
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My first PC was a Gateway machine: 16MHz 386SX processor, 40MB hard drive, 256K RAM. The initial machine was around $2200. I spent another $2000 upgrading it over the years: 1MB of RAM, 387SX math coprocessor, 340MB hard drive, several video adapters and monitors, sound cards, and optical drives. Its long life came to an end when the 2nd motherboard I'd put in it failed and you couldn't buy motherboards in that form factor any longer. At that point the case was the only part of the machine that was original. It was still serving a useful purpose at that point - it was a print server for my home network (this was before most printers supported wifi).
Software Zen: delete this;
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Can anyone recommend a pair for a very noisy office?
My priorities (in order) are:
1) Noise cancelling needs to be seriously good
2) Noise leakage needs to be minimal/non-existent
3) Comfortable for long periods
4) As a bonus, it would be nice if they played music well but the real purpose is to shut out pneumatic drills, people who don't quite get the point of telephones and idiots who think that VCs should be conducted at 150 decibels.
Bose QC35s and Sony WH1000s seem to be the top general picks around the net (it would be nice not to be spending £300 on an office accessory, though!) but it would be good to hear the thoughts of anyone who has a pair specifically for coding in bad office environments.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Easy for me, I just mute my hearing aids. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Haha - my son used to do that when he was a kid and was being told off.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Awesome, you have built-in noise cancellation.
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