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You plugged the pink cable into the wrong outlet...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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That reminds me of the movie "Soylent Green", I think the government will use it to sedate unhappy and angry citizens 
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Nothing's ever prevented the Canadian government from spending money to re-invent something that already exists.
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You ever taste bong water? They're just going to put bubbles in it.
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That's a good funny story.
article: We got a call from the zoo on Thursday to say he had been seen hanging around the birds of prey, trying to catch them close to the lion enclosure," said Mr Bateman.
But I am confused why why the cat wanted to "catch them close to the lion enclosure".
There's a dangling modifier in there somewhere. 
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If he hasn't been fixed, then he's sure got some cohones!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Cat: the other white meat.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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theoldfool wrote: Cat: the other white meat.
I googled that. Sorry, you're wrong:
a cat from the wild would be considered red meat.
Answer: https://www.quora.com/Are-cats-dark-meat-or-light-meat
Actually, I'm sorry for wasting your time. 
[edit]Then again, since pigs are mammals, their meat should be considered red meat, even if it's white after cooking. So after further rumination, you are probably correct. Having never cooked a cat, I wouldn't know.[/edit]
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"I googled that."
At last, someone with as little to do as me (today) 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Quote: A cat named after the Lion King film character Simba has been found seven months after going missing - near Colchester Zoo's big cats enclosure.
Simba was, even back in the days of black and white movies, a term used by Tarzan for Lions. A good thing, too, as that's Swahili for lions simba[^]
There's a certain sadness in that - for it is a reminder that the generation raised to be proud ignoramus' (ignorami ?) are now moving in to dominate society.
Oh Brave New World!
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And even that has it's problems, as Tarzan was marooned on the west coast of Africa, and Swahili was spoken in East Africa ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And in the movies, he named his monkey after a cat.
At least he named "boy" correctly.
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I was determining whether I wanted to install WSL to check it out.
[X] Correct version of Win10
[X] It told me I needed to insure that Developer Mode is on I knew I already had that turned on (from UWP development)-- but when I went to check that setting suddenly I saw the following:
https://i.stack.imgur.com/fVSoH.png
See the spinner at the bottom? 
That is odd that suddenly Win10 is installing something because I checked the setting
Finally, I saw this:
https://i.stack.imgur.com/rEawy.png
Remote tooling for desktop is now enabled.  ????
That feels very odd. Just weird that checking a setting causes something to be installed.
Microsoft, get your act together!!
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Microsoft just knows what's best for you
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Yeah, they just add stuff.
Microsoft: open wide, we'll just shovel this stuff in.
Customer: <gasp> wait...what is it? <cough>
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Soon you will see: "Please wait, Windows is updating your system. Do not turn your computer off, do not pass Go, do not collect $200"
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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raddevus wrote: Remote tooling for desktop is now enabled.
That's so that someone working from a script in India can remote into your computer and fix what the "developer" broke.
Or maybe it just changes the colors of the metro screen tiles to B&W. "Developer", get it?
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Those two guesses are as good as any others about what Microsoft has done to my machine.
Marc Clifton wrote: changes the colors of the metro screen tiles to B&W. "Developer"
I think that second one is probably the correct one. 
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I think they needed to install (thus download) the developer mode package 
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Message Removed
modified 5-May-18 8:21am.
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Annual Plagiarism for today:
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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