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I've have it on good authority that the UK does not have a south, it's darn sarf.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Only in the east end of London and essex is it called that. The rest of us speak properly. 
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Such cold temperature can be vivifying at times!
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Is a Hootenanny child care for baby owls?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I thought that was Hooters girls looking after your kids
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Lopatir wrote: Hooters girls looking after your kids
I'd rather have them looking after me. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I spent a lot of time communicating with a Dolphin whilst on holiday. We just clicked.
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Are you sure it just wasn't an attempt at phishing?
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What was your porpoise in posting this?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I assume that the OP wanted to boast about having a whale of a time.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You do tend to spout off, don't you?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Now that's irony, and sad but true.
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I haven't seen this comic before.
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So, I'm supposed to be containerising our build system. One thing we hoped to achieve was containerising local builds to reduce machine set up and actually allow products we've released in different countries to diverge.
Unfortunately, we started with mobile apps, and have been forced to use Macs to be able to build to iOS devices. Turns out our OS overlords in their infinite wisdom have stopped mounting USB devices to the filesystem (/dev/bus/usb on ubuntu for example) and adb relies on this to get apks onto the device. Could've ditched a whole bunch of infrastructure on the host box otherwise, and even used and almost vanilla machine if they'd let docker run native (specifically for xcode). Not for the first time I wish I was on a linux box.
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Keith Barrow wrote: Appfel
Was that intentional? This[^] is what you see when you google for 'Apfel', which of course means 'apple'.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's also "Application Error" in Swedish
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Is this a competition how many hidden meanings and puns we can combine in one word?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's just an anagram for Flapep. The rest of the responses are just being silly.
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Hmmmm.... Flapep! Did you have any lately?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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This group can come up with a crAppfel of em!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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