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Doctor demento, but his narrative of the Britsh farting contest is epic:Lord Windesmear vs The Australian Boomer.doctor demento farting contest - Bing video[^]
Afarts a fart, whether ypou raise up one cheek and sneak, or you Boom like Paul Boomerwho has a genial Australian backside, standing next to the blowing post.who won 25 points for his triple flutter blast and his follow up pooper, Lord Windesmear counters with a nice sizzler and a aroma buzz. The good Doctor gives a blow by blow description as the good Lord wins the international championship He says he got into the international sport because his wife complained about hisdiet and practicing at home.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
modified 21-Apr-18 14:00pm.
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Finally someone raises the level of conversation on CodeProject 
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I don't know where you got wind of this but it stinks.
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The state of Texas has finally posted its requirements for getting Professional Engineer license for Software Engineers.
I'm already a licensed Petroleum Engineer, but thought that adding Software Engineering would be nice, even if not necessary for me.
Here are the exam requirements:[^]
What do you think of the exam.What parts would bethe toughest??
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
modified 21-Apr-18 14:02pm.
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Honestly I'd like to see what an actual test would look like from this specification. Personally I think it's way too comprehensive and unfocused. You've got web development, desktop development, database development, hardware-software interfacing, penetration testing, database design, software architecture, project management styles, etc etc. Things from basically every software discipline that exists.
I feel like all this will accomplish is create yet another test that people buy yet another book they yet again memorize then yet again forget after they get yet another certificate. But maybe I'm just being cynical 
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: What do you think of the exam.What parts would bethe toughest??
The exam is an 8-hour open-book exam. It contains 40 multiple-choice questions in the 4-hour morning session, and 40 multiple-choice questions in the 4-hour afternoon session. Examinee works all questions.
40 multiple choice questions... 8 hours... That's the real test. They will probably have one of those big round government clocks on the wall with the loud ticks for the extra torture.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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It is about how to keep the bureaucrats employed.
You don't even have to be able to write software to get through.
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This appears to be an odd way of testing engineers. Unless answering the multiple-choice questions requires lots of ancillary calculations which are checked by the examiners, I don't see how the exam could take eight hours. If the ancillary calculations are not checked by the examiners, what is to prevent guessing, or just plain cheating?
Ad astra - both ways!
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You can guess answers on multiple choice questions, however they are usually set up in a manner that statistically your ability to pass, based on guessing, is astronomically small.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: what is to prevent guessing
I had one prof (I think it was Dynamics) whose exams were basically:
Q1: answere some incredibly obscure question. (Or at least it was obscure to me!)
Q2: using the answer from question 1...
Q3: using the answer from question 2...
repeat.
And he was nasty enough to use the wrong answers in the first questions to compute the wrong answers in the next questions. The good thing was I didn't have him the second time I took the course! 
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: or just plain cheating?
Why single out this test?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Having grown up and went through school in Texas, it sounds par for the course.
At the time there was a state wide test to ensure students had learned the minimum required knowledge to graduate high school, which sounds like a good idea. Unfortunately I remember day after day of being taught how to take a multiple choice test successfully instead of being taught the subject I was actually enrolled in.
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Although we have lots of interesting birds over here near the Oostvaardersplassen in the Netherlands, even sea eagles, I was pleasantly surprised today to see one I had not seen before: a Goldfinch in the garden sitting in the top of an apple tree.
He sang a cheerful song, no doubt because of the beautiful weather.
Apparently in the past more people enjoyed this bird, to quote Patrick Kavanagh:
Quote: The goldfinches on the railway paling were worth looking at −
A man might imagine then
Himself in Brazil and these birds the birds of paradise
And the Amazon and the romance traced on the school map lived again.
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We get goldfinches pretty regularly here. The most common are the ground doves. To bad hunting is illegal in the city, In South America those birds taste really nice. About like quaiil, but can't hunt them here.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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In the Netherlands hunting is mostly not allowed, but some species like geese are getting so numerous now that an exception is being made.
Can't mention the word "hunting" to my wife though, I would be beaten with a rolling pin
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Hunting here is controlled and klimited to certain seasons. The ground doves are very numerous, but hunting of any kind is not allowed inside the city. So even though free food lands in my backyard, I can't legally catch and cook them.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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RickZeeland wrote: Can't mention the word "hunting" to my wife
Coursing?
Stalking?
Field sports?
Ad astra - both ways!
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Excellent choice, good to know that there are still Jazz lovers here
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Thank you very much for this
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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 First my idea was also to post that one
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Didn't forget it , it was superfluous.
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