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'ello,
Due to an issue this am, mostly not getting out of bed and a late train I have to stay late(ish) tonight Friday should be POETS day...
(I also completed the anti-bribary training today, the main lesson was Cash, Low values notes, non-sequential)![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Coins are better from a traceability point of view - no serial numbers.
However, if the bribe reaches "reasonable" - i.e. likely-to-succeed - levels, then a donated forklift may also be required.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yup! 
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Where bribery is concerned, I was always under the impression that it is better to receive than to give. 
Unfortunately, I've never been in a position where anyone would have wanted to bribe me.
Ad astra - both ways!
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Is it pathetic that I am so demoralized at this point a quick pat on the head would be enough to buy me, lock, stock, and keyboard?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Pat, pat, pat.
You can keep your soul, but I could use a new keyboard.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Email me your shipping address. Given you're in the UK, it will be Tuesday or Wednesday next before a large somewhat squishy 16 stone bubble-wrap envelope will arrive.
Software Zen: delete this;
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LOL!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What kind of witch needs a spell checker?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The one with dyslexia.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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IntelliSpell.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ones who cast lexicographical doubt. It all depends, of course, on what potion of their time they spend writing
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Curious case of (s)witch
switch(meh){
case "curious":
CastSpell();
CheckSpell();
break;
}
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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We might all be wandering that? 
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megaadam wrote: What kind of which needs a spell checker?
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My ex-wife is descended from cows. She eats like she has nine stomachs.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Does she have 4 nipples too?
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So in retrospect "Waterworld", starring Kevin Costner with gills, was not that bad at all 
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RickZeeland wrote: was not that bad at all
How should I know that? Did they at least serve him sprinkled with fresh lemon juice?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Except for the gills. They should have given him a massive spleen packed gut. 
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1) There is no such thing as evolution.
2) Your natives are still used to holding their breath after the biblical flood.
3) You are going to burn in hell for believing such heresy.
Don't worry. I just had to try that for once.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ryan, is that you? 
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I know only one Ryan here and he probably thinks I'm the devil.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: he probably thinks I'm the devil.
I think it too, and that's why we get along.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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