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I saw the topless pics of her yesterday - I can see what Harry sees in her.
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She has been kissed by some famous actor too, when they were acting together. She has certainly got around.
I applauded William for marrying a commoner, Middleton is about as common as you get, but Harry looks to have stretched the limits of who and what a royal can marry to completely new limits! 
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Harry looks to have stretched the limits
It's what he does!
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You have the same kind of royal vision ?
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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The more I think about this, the less related they are:
Assuming Harry is already married to Meg, just to keep things easy, Meg's cousin is the cousin of the wife of the son of the Queen's son's former wife.
There's every chance that the Queen is more closely related to Kevin Bacon!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Megs nephew isnt it?
That makes the Queens granddaughter in law the aunt of a cannabis farmer. Sounds pretty close to me! 
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Ah yes, sorry, nephew not cousin - these things are a bit hard to follow.
I guess it's a closer connection than some people on the Civil List could claim!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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A cousin working on the family tree told me that I am distantly related to the Queen having descended somehow from Henry VII. If the right 250,000(ish) people suddenly die, I'm the king of England!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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There doesn't seem to be an official list of any great length, so if we ever get hit by a major plague, it might be worth exaggerating your claim a little.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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How do you know the Queen doesn't like to smoke a blunt now and then?
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 I can hear it now,
:high pitched whiney queen voice:
Phillip, oh Phillip, be a dear and pass me that halfer will you?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Queen is, or Queens are 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That was just a typo
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Her great great grandmother was a real junkie! Was Queen Victoria a heavy drug user
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Nice and sleazy to end the week
Poor saucer could be favoured by our own OG ? (10)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Porraceous (anagram of poor saucer).
Porraceous describes a leek-like shade of green.
Griff may or may not like leeks, but they are one of his national emblems.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well done !
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Hi All,
I'm in trouble, two things have gone wrong today, First missed the usual train (trouble getting out of bed). Second this PC choked on boot and gave a suitably cryptic message ('No Bootable Media'). The PC's are not controlled via our IT Dept and are from Daisy. Corporate politics mean we can't connect our network to the corporate network and have to change over to use the corporate network, which is managed by Daisy. I managed to get this PC back up by running the BIOS check disk, it worked and I now I don't know what went wrong...it's alive but for how long 
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Talk to boss - if it's a HDD problem - and that's likely if check disk fixed it - they don't get better! Generally a "noticeable" failure of an HDD is a good sign that it's dying - backup your data ASAP, and look to replace the PC / HDD (with an SSD if you can!).
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Panic ye not I have only just started with this PC, So pretty much everything is already on OneDrive and my network partition, once Windows came to life I ran though every thing and double checked it was backed up. There has been a rash of the Daisy machines failing hard drive wise (the guy opposite me took 5 machines before one worked properly)... 
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Perhaps you should get yourself two rattles, put some feathers on your head and dance around the computer for at least two hours. Chanting will probably also help.
Why do people who should know it better always get supersticious when something goes wrong? Just stop freaking out, use it while it lasts and make sure that not too much work is lost if it drops dead.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I'm an engineer, when something doesn't work it gets taken apart and fixed, if it can't be fixed it is an example to my other possessions... Plus I have backed everything up, it strikes me as odd we can no longer use the onsite IT dept to solve these problems we have to phone a flower...
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glennPattonWork wrote: I'm an engineer, when something doesn't work it gets taken apart and fixed,
Thank god. Normal users often do get supersticious and start doing weird things. I knew someone who went into the device manager and randomly changed the interrupts assigned to the device that he held responsible for his problems.
glennPattonWork wrote: it strikes me as odd we can no longer use the onsite IT dept to solve these problems we have to phone a flower...
That sort of stuff usually only makes sense to some managers. Support gets cheaper somehow and the time you lose while waiting for them to show up is someone else's problem.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Shakes head, we are viewed as not capable of solving Windows issues as it stands this my first experience of a really big company, I now am starting to realise why so many people start their own firms...
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Urfaust - Trail Of The Conscience Of The Dead[^]
One of the best metal bands of the Netherlands is back with a new full length!
Well... Metal? I'm not sure how to label it anymore, maybe post-black/doom/ambient/drone or some such.
Anyway, I had the luck of ordering the very limited edition which is very nice 
But it's still the music that counts.
And this song has been on repeat this week.
The vocals take some getting used to, but you may just skip to 6:30 minutes where the guy shuts up or to 7:20 where the music gets really intense
After almost 13 minutes I can only hit repeat!
Enjoy the trip
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