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I have breakfast at work as I leave for work at 7:30am to arrive at 9am.
BUT I never eat it at the desk.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Be thankful, be very thankful, here in Asia they eat some decidedly smelly crap for breakfast. There is a sticky rice they have that stinks like dog sh*t, not I'm not exaggerating, first time I smelt it I was looking for the stray dog in the office.
Some people bring it in at sparrows fart, I start early, and it stinks out the entire floor. I have been known to leave the office on those occasions.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Yes, please.
You can send it just now. 
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We need a constitution, with some basic freedoms. In rustic style, so that it looks like it was written by those ENIAC guys. Then we can nail it to the cubicle wall and demand our rights.
modified 12-Apr-18 9:01am.
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You have a Cubical lucky so & so, here its open plan...
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I must admit I'd say something - if you don;t call out anti-social behavior, you're condoning it and there's nothing more anti-social than eating smelly food first thing in the morning at your desk. 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Although DevOps goes some way to bridging the mindset differences between Programmers and Infrastructure Engineers, we still have quite a way to go apparently. As a programmer, I often get called a cowboy by my Infrastructure colleagues, but this one was pure gold.
I was recently performing some remote work for a client in Adelaide Australia, which is known to get a little hot on occasions, when my remote connection suddenly dropped out. I tethered my phone and checked my email to find this:-
Sent: Friday, 19 January 2018 4:44 PM
Subject: Server shut down due to hot weather
Importance: High
Some servers have got too hot and have shut down. This unfortunately means the Customer Server Web server i.e. Work Order system is down.
We are leaving them off for ~15 minutes while we run fans over them & will then try powering them back up.
At least we got to go home early!
Slim the Diaboloical
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A company I once worked with had the opposite.
A customer wanted a computer in a cooling cell at -25C and colder (I can't remember why they couldn't just place it outside the cell).
We called one of our associates who build a custom box that was pretty well isolated and had a small heating element.
If the temperature dropped to a certain degree the heater would turn on and made sure the computer didn't freeze (literally)
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Some of the more expensive outdoor IP camera's have a built-in heater too, as they are in fact little computers, some even have wipers too 
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Sander Rossel wrote: had a small heating element
A GPU?
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Do haunted pancakes give you the crepes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Don't such jokes give you prank-aches?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I wonder how pancake jokes stack up to others.
/ravi
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Like most things, some are batter and others fall flat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Eggsactly my thought. How can they flour-ish without milk?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ok, but no waffling allowed!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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depends on his skillet level
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Well, yes and no... oh shoot I'm waffling again...
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Syrup to no good posting fluffed verbiage once again.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Crepes? Suzette is what the lounge is coming to?
However, in the blintz, you take the good with the bad.
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My uncle, thinking it was funny, once ordered pancakes with onions for me while we were visiting Ghent. I can not really recommend that dish I'm afraid 
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If you think that's bad, don't try laverbread...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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