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Hand over all your data to me. I promise I will never hold your data ransom. But once I have figured out how to get into your house you might get:
Message from Megafree storage: Pay $2000 if you want to see your parrot Polly alive again
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Vunic wrote: None of the CD backups I took late in the 1990s are working now
I recently just ran into some CDs I created in the late 90s, and everything on them is intact. The secrete to accessing the data, storing the CDs in the absolute worst way possible at the bottom of a box with no protection. [Thankfully most of what I had written was in a text format so it should aways be accessible, no matter what format changes may happen]
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Once they have your data, they know they have you by the ba&&s. Then they will squeeze you until you pay. And they can ask any price. Just business or capitalism at its finest.
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Spot the film explained badly:
1) A conversation about hamburgers ends in violence.
2) A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplay and beating up the mentally ill.
3) A lot of people take the Ice Bucket Challenge. It doesn't end well.
4) A white boy is told he's special; then he goes to private school.
5) An old man forces child into volcano.
6) A drug crazed lunatic slowly kills children one by one in front of their parents.
7) A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. His son is then kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper for thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All of them?
Ad astra - both ways!
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1.) Pulp Fiction?
2.) Batman
3.) ???????
4.) Harry Potter
5.) ??????
6.) ??????
7.) Finding Nemo
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1, 2, 4, and 7: Yep!
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1) Pulp Fiction.
3) Titanic.
5) Not the Lord of the Rings, Frodo wasn't a child, and Gangalf wasn't a man.
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1: Beaten to it by Pom Pey
3: Yep!
5: Close enough! 
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Correct - but Pom Pey beat you to it!
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It's about fish; not a man and a woman.
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6) Charlie and the chocolate factory
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Yay!
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8) A rogue cop drives around killing the bikers who killed his wife, kid, and partner.
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Mad Max?
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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8) Mad Max
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9.) Womans washing machine breaks down. Plumber ends up servicing more than the washing machine.
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From your "special collection" I assume?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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10.) Ambitious renovations lead to a collapse of a house and relationship
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