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Dumb question. First, I don't express myself with grunts and syllables. 'Apps' is merely the sound I make when someone punches me. And if I'm very unfortunate, there will be too many days that go like this[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Finishing it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Pure wisdom. 
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If it wasn't for management or the sales Nazis, no app would ever be considered "finished", or even "good enough". 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: If it wasn't for management or the sales Nazis, no app would ever be considered "finished", or even "good enough".
By my own standards, I'd still be working on my first Hello World. Fortunately, management/sales Nazis have lower standards.
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Coming up with an idea that doesn’t already have 4 or 5 similar apps already available for free on the app store
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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That can't be so hard. Does the Mickeysoft store have more than 4 or 5 total by now?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ooh Microsoft apps. I thought the OP meant iOS or android apps - you know - the kind that people use!
Wait - Microsoft has an app store? 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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And they even sold about a dozen Windows phones.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Getting the chair close enough to the desk?
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Determining if you are writing the app to really help people, or if you are trapping them into using your app for their dopamine hits?
Literally, are you creating a useful tool, or a distraction?
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@User-12547300
Where's the CCC?
And today, I'm pretty damn sure I'm right! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Don't think he's going to do one
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I think you're right - I'll post it tomorrow unless you want to?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OK - so maybe not posting one is posting one. Since he is dodging his responsibility and has left a gap by not posting I am going with:
Avoid
Genius Pom Pey!
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Hi All,
I'm guessing with the breath of experience here someone at some time has used Jira and Zephyr?
I have to use it for bug tracking and the like. It seems to be useful for software and will need some modding for hardware use. The thing that bugs me is the way you can pass a step without passing all the individual steps it seems like that can be a way of covering issues... Opions please...
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glennPattonWork wrote: Opions please...
glennPattonWork wrote: breath
It's breadth. Just had to be a prick, I couldn't help it.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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give it a rest it is still early this side of the planet...
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We planed to use Jira for bug-tracking... Turned it down after two training meetings...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Jira the solution... for which problem...
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Should have seen that coming... 
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You wouldn't have been the only one. 
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Did you ever meet Roger Wilco? He used to be a little star[^].
Quote: The games follow the adventures of a hapless janitor named Roger Wilco as he campaigns through the galaxy for "truth, justice and really clean floors".
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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