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Short for OpenGL. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A figment of Bob's imagination, created to make the rest of us feel inferior.
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Have some more points to speed you on your way! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thanks -
You could speed me even further if you give me the account and routing number for you CP points.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Here's 24 points to help bring you back to reality. 
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Back to Reality - that's truly a cruel blow!
Besides - why should I start now ? ? ?
And I don't know the way.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: And I don't know the way.
Well, neither do I, and I wasn't trying to be cruel.
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...The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
Best get my coat - It's cold outside! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yeah, you better get your coat. 
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I red your joke, and now I'm green with envy.
Orange you glad you posted it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yellow Richard, glad you liked it.
I c y'an intelligent man!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Careful there, magentalman might blacken your eye!
(you got the C and the Y, so I had to add the M and the K)
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just like superman who gets his powers from our yellow sun.
(Last time I looked it had a few more colors than that... followed by black.)
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Astrophysicists will insist our sun is indeed a yellow dwarf.
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Johnny J. wrote: Best get my coat - It's cold outside!
If your skin starts turning purple, better go back inside! 
Latest Article - Contextual Data Explorer
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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How typically Swedish... Making us chase a blue herring!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You probably won't notice when people wear this shirt then : [^] 
modified 6-Mar-18 11:02am.
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LOL - Good one. Reminds me of this one:
Definitely NSFW[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I like that one too. 
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A color-blind guy walks into a grey bar...
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Reverse Gears in MT cars[^]
Depressing the break worked like magic!
And in fact Marc & others who suggested the "Double-clutch" tip - works as well. But fiddling the break a bit works like magic. I don't know how Break is linked to the Gear! God only knows or John might know as well 
In my previous car, quite serveral times, out of frustration, I'd abused the gear lever.
For example, while taking an U-turn, I'd have to take reverse a bit and adjust the curve before I could driver further. In India, while doing so, if you happen to block other cars on the way, just for FEW SECONDS, you are done! They'll kill you with their loud horns.  I specifically watch out not to disturb any of these traffic-morons. But whenever I'm in need to quickly take reverse and the gear doesn't engage, I had hit it badly in frustration & I guess that's the major cause for the shaft damage.(I was told by the mechanic fixing this damage would cost around $400)
Without learning these gear-tricks, in my new car, I was just starting to do the abuses again.
Fortunately I shared the problem here! & John enlightened me with is timeless trick., Yep as rightly called by Marc, it's an "esoteric" trick.   ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Thanks everyone !![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Just because i didn't want to participate in the initial debate, since the problem was already solved there.
How the hell can someone think about shifting gears (from 1 to rev or backwards) not pressing the clutch and the break BRAKE? Dunno but it's a natural movement for me. 
BRAKE - not break
BRAKE - not break
BRAKE - not break
BRAKE - not break
BRAKE - not break
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modified 6-Mar-18 7:13am.
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HobbyProggy wrote: How the hell can someone think about shifting gears (from 1 to rev or backwards) not pressing the clutch and the break BRAKE?
Because it makes a funny sound of course! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Excuse me
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