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Paddy went on a First Aid Course.
Instructor "What would you do if your child swallowed your front door key"
Paddy "I'd climb through the window"
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a bogan would use the kid to smash the door down. (not that dumb - still uses the key.)
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Book on wizardry that should be avoided by coders! (5, 7)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 25-Jan-18 7:40am.
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Bit of a long shot, but... Spell Checker ...? Could be a book to check spells, and certainly a spell checker would break if asked to look at any code block!
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Not the answer but I quite like it!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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MAGIC NUMBERS?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought of that too, but don't know any book with that (exact) title...?
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The book is simply Numbers (4th book of the OT), Wizardry is magic so "book on wizardry" translates to Magic Numbers - something that none of us have ever used, I'm sure!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Correctamundo!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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OK.... so what's the book?
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See above.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Bugger! It might be late, I have to go out early tomorrow...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Where's the CCC @User-10476399
You won yesterday, remember? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just about to post it and yes, even I can (just about) remember yesterday 
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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PeejayAdams wrote: I can (just about) remember yesterday
Congratulations! I have difficulty ... what were we talking about?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought it was Can't Cogitate Crap - because I can never figure these things out.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Except I won't make it daily.
RAV as in Random Astronomy Video???? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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OAV (Occasional Astronomy Video) better  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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AAAV (Astronomically Available Astronomy Video)
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I', just starting out with Xamarin in VS2017. I have no experience at all.
Can anyone recommend a good beginner level book or other learning resources?
Thanks
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Q&A: codeproject.com / stackoverflow.com
.... "send me the codez"
^c .... ^v
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