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I think Google missed a perfect opportunity when they choose the name Google, instead of Giggle.
Just think, we could be giggling and doing Giggle searches, etc.!
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
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why didn't they separate the porn? goggle.
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Because they wanted teenage boys to use Google as well.
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I think we start to branch out a little in our interests once out of teen-hood. 
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Spoken like a true Robin-Hood 
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which may solve @BillWoodruf's issue with AI: they let AI loose on the internet and it discovered porn; thereafter it was too distracted to be useful.
How soon before IoT falls down that same hole?
(Maybe already has, those Japanese robots sure walk very stiffly, and those big round eyes...)
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You want to say @BillWoodruff without the 's because otherwise the notification wouldn't work.
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Goo-gulp would have been a better name 
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Should of called it Strip.....then again maybe not. 
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...and Bing could've been Bang. And DuckDuckGo should've stuck with DuckDuckGoose.
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hoo could have been YeeHaw!
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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bing
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Yeah, if Yahoo would have been YeeHaw and taken ove the email world, we could say. I{ll send them a Yeehaw, that would be neat!!
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
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Is a Great White that designs houses a Sharkitect?
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I fin you are right.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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nah, it's a load of bull
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Easy there tiger, that one mako down in history as your worst ever. Don't be blue though, you may get some biting comments, but your missus will nurse you back to health.
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"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Is u r us? Ox yr inch us along?
Isurus oxyrinchus[^]
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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You must have put a lot of thresher on yourself to come up with that one, but now you are probably basking in its glory.
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"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'd be telling a great white lie if I weren't doing such, as I don't like cookiecutter phrases.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I thought you angry but I see you also mako pun.
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If folks were goblin these up, they'll stop now as this post is a lemon.
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jeron1 wrote: this post is a lemon.
I call this as bull, and say we hammer on.
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