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Is a by-product a manufacturer's plea to consumers?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you need a diet, I can cellulitis. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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not a farewell gift?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Not an item that works for both men and women?
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So, you though you could just sale along, today? That comment's going to cost you.
Re:tail "markup" of the second kind:
<OG class="pun" style='mount:sheep;'>My eyes! Someone help me - my eyes!</OG>
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I thought it was what you said as you threw away something you bought that broke the day after the warranty expired.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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I'm not sure what will.
Men Fight to Get to Top of Wooden Pole - YouTube[^]
Yes, I think this was posted a long while back. But It put such a big smile on my face I felt I should share.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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In a different context:
Yes Minister - The Greasy Pole
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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+5 life-points, for relevant post. Use them wisely. 
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What do you all have against Poles[^]?
I could name a few things, but even in jest that could be misunderstood.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Hmmm, all I can think of is "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet."
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Nooooo! It is so funny to watch it. I would not participate in it, but it's hilarious to watch. I guess you have to be in the mood for it.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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011111100010 wrote: I guess you have to be in the mood for it.
No, I think it is just you. To me, it was just stupid. To each their own...
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Only men, this is definitely sexist.
The gender equality demands the same show done by girls in bikinis.
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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If you want to be impressed (rather than cheerful) by guys wrestling a pole, search for YouTube videos of the Indian sport "Mallakhamb" (which literally means "pole wrestling"). Try for example The Topmost Mallakhamb Players vol.2 ~ Very Original "Indian Pole Gymnastics" - YouTube[^] showing the 90-second routines of three of the best players.
One of my Indian colleagues told that when he was a boy / student, doing mallakhamb was as common as doing soccer in Europe. The majority of boys have tried it, but of course very few get up to the level of the guys in this video.
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The first guy looks like Mogli from the Jungle Book. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Wondering on this? is it your baby or just the means to a livin'?
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To my own personal code, yes, and that's why I still have zip files of pascal code that I wrote in the mid-80's (that I haven't looked at since I zipped it up in the early 90's).
As far as work goes, more of my code is no longer used than is currently being used, and I don't give a rat's ass.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: To my own personal code, yes, and that's why I still have zip files of pascal code that I wrote in the mid-80's (that I haven't looked at since I zipped it up in the early 90's).
As far as work goes, more of my code is no longer used than is currently being used, and I don't give a rat's ass.
Same here, with the addition that I am very glad that some of the stuff that I was forced to work on can't be traced back to be now. I was very careful about that.
And I also have a few 40 year old yellowed sheets of paper with my first machine code program. Did not really work. The graphics leave the video buffer and move right into the program code (crash and burn). Very discouraging if you have to type everything in and have no way to save it. Not even cassette tapes at first.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Completely off topic...
John,
I was sharing your signature with a friend who is a retired special forces paratrooper.
He gave me one to give to you:
Quote: If your hear the shot I wasn't aiming at you.
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Of course it's like a baby!
I can't wait for it to leave home and never get in touch again except for the odd family reunion I'd rather not go to anyway... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Quote: Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
Glad to see I'm not the only one who spells onlookers as onllokers!
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Very good question.
There are a couple of extremes here and I find them related to DevOps and Ownership.
1. Mic-Drop Software
I wrote the thing. I'm out!
This could/would be fun in many ways. Just writing code and sending it into the world and never looking back. Just make sure the money is in the bank account. That's all that matters.
Obviously, Mic-Drop Software is for two types:
1. Genius Software Architects who write bug-free software
2. Posers who sell an idea, get paid and run
2. Complete Ownership
Do not touch my code. If it breaks at 3am I will fix it.
If it breaks at 3am because of a change you made, YOU will fix it!
Team Ownership
Somewhere in the middle of these two is a TEAM of people who work together so software doesn't bother them at 3am. But it's difficult to get a team to own something together.
This one is based upon trust, social work, liking coworkers, knowing coworkers are intelligent, etc.
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My personal code stash is like my babies even though they're aged(old & obsolete) & in coma(sleeping in archive)
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