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Flattery to sweeten up OG?
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Anything, to stop him from desserting us!
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Speak your mind, lad! Don't sugar coat it!
/ravi
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It might just get a bit too syrupy, I'm afraid.
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"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if a Hershey bar something a Lesbian buys for their partner.
So, don't be taken for a sucker - and the salesman will snicker at you.
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Is it true that Welsh children eat too much mutton candy?
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One place I wet to visit the "Executive Suite" (that's what the sign said) was just a toilet in a row of toilets with a key lock on the outside ... and it was still just a shithole.
(For sure nothing I'd want to suck.)
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Which unwraps itself.
And might go well with a cigar.
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As long as I don't have to wear some executive's suit...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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We used to have more interesting characters around here. Can't someone post something about their excessive drinking habits, doubt the lunar landings or run off to become a politician? Anything at all?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well... I doubt politicians, run off lunar landings and became a excessive drinking habit. Does it count?
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Let's hear all about it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or it could be that I doubt any politicians made a lunar landing because of their excessive drinking habit? Just saying... 
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What's keeping you from being "that guy"?
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Moral fibre?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Moral fibre?
Does this get you faster internet?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, but you are quicker in the bath in the morning since you can still look in the mirror.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No - but it transforms your bowel movements from 'regular' to 'good and regular'. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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CodeWraith wrote: We used to have more interesting characters around here. Can't someone post something about their excessive drinking habits
I was planning too over the 4 day long weekend we had. Busy during the days doing nothing important and in the first three nights I had 15 litres of beer so got wrapped up watching sport and movies.
The fourth day I spent doing the things I should have done the rest of the weekend.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Busy during the days doing nothing important and in the first three nights I had 15 litres of beer so got wrapped up watching sport and movies.
Huh, drinking beer and watching sport in hthe weekend is not important???
You can be forgiven if that sport was [wobbly ball] cricket but hey it's footy season.
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Lopatir wrote: Huh, drinking beer and watching sport in hthe weekend is not important???
The drinking and sports/movies were at night.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: was planning too over the 4 day long weekend we had. Busy during the days doing nothing important and in the first three nights I had 15 litres of beer so got wrapped up watching sport and movies.
The fourth day I spent doing the things I should have done the rest of the weekend.
So you had finally turned the beer into piss??
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: So you had finally turned the beer into piss??
That's a given. But I meant work around the house and a couple of projects.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, I haven't seen yoursI was going to go to the Johnson Space Center right down the road and ask if I could see where they filmed the fake moon landing, but they stopped me at the gate! No drinks, though.
I belong the the Amateur radio club there. Most of the members work at the space center.
When there are discussions, some inevitably says "You don't have to be a rocket sciuentist." And half the club says "But I am a rocket scientist!"
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Fact: You cannot doubt something that never happened!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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