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Quote: So ... they are evolving
Who - Australians?!
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Nah, Drop Bears!
What would Australians evolve into? They are already the perfect form of life! (Just remember the date when you read this)
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OriginalGriff wrote: What would Australians evolve into? They are already the perfect form of life! (Just remember the date when you read this)
It's April 2nd when I'm reading this, what does that have to do with your appearing to've gone crazy.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Serious stuff, and so recently published 
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Yeah, it was in a list of today's ones, along with the BK Flame-grilled Chocolate Whopper.
It wasn't till I'd posted here that I noticed the date at the bottom of the actual article... 
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Make that the cat wise
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Yes, hard to believe, isn't it? Especially since I've actually been dead for 18 years.[^]
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My god, you fooled us into believing that you are still alive for that long 
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Hmmm - I smell an april fools gag...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Hey, you broke the solemn easter silence, ssshtttt 
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You'll notice that the cover shows a drop bear and it's victim covered in it's life's blood...
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Doesn't seem very sc vientific. Maybe Australians jusdt smell bad to the b ears!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Happy East Thor day!
Please, don't slaughter all the giant rabbits hiding their young round the area; some of them may be parents in a costume.
What's the deal with that anyway? Rabbits are mammals, so they don't lay eggs - least of all chocolate ones - so why do you have an East Thor Bunny at all?
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Good advice, and: Quote: don't put all your eggs in one basket
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It's them silly Christians getting things all wrong again, apparently...
Quote: The hare was a popular motif in medieval church art. In ancient times, it was widely believed ... that the hare was a hermaphrodite. The idea that a hare could reproduce without loss of virginity led to an association with the Virgin Mary
Wiki[^] - daft lot, they'll be telling us people can come back from the dead next...
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Yep. And the Spring Equinox was Oestra's Holy Day.
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Huh! Sky Pixie fanciers trying to drag religion into Chocolate Egg Day! 
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Why do we have half the holidays we have? An excuse to take vaca? Inquiring minds want to know. 
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Quote: Please, don't slaughter all the giant rabbits hiding their young round the area
The giant costumed ones are hidden as well here provided that they wear white.
It's many years ago that we had a white Christmas here but now it is time to whish you all a happy white Easter.
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No. I'm pimping the exe file in it you might like!
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