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Wouldhewas Shookspeared, shirley?
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I see what you mean but he is not the past tense of I.
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Are you telling us you are dead?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Are you telling us you are dead? No, that would be Leslie Nielsen! Just heard it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Yes but the phrase "I was" implies that there is someone alive to speak it. Since he is on the roots side of the grass is it not left to the audience to say "He was"?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Clickety[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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Reminds me of the summer camp by the coast I went to when I was a kid. After every meal we would take our leftovers to the bay and toss them to the dolphins.
They used to call us to meals by ringing a bell and yelling "Dinner: for all in tents and porpoises"
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Wiliwas is probably better.
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If he had been alive today, there would have been a lot of #metoo reports about him.
I mean, just look at his last name.
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We were such stuff as dreams were made of.
I like the fatalistic ring of that.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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In honour of Valentines day and 011111100010:
Here you go![^]
Cool - now that we can post cat videos on CP, I don't even need Facebook anymore!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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good one
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Check out the Youtube channel ("AaronsAnimals") - He's got a LOT of REALLY funny and well made cat videos!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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The earth definitely isn't flat. If it was the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now......oh bugger!
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That is correct. Here[^] is proof.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I got a good one for you:
Even my cat says that Mickeysoft sucks.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Even my cat says that Mickeysoft sucks.
Please, no sex in The Lounge
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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CodeWraith wrote: Even my cat says that Mickeysoft sucks. Well now you've lost all credibility.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Why?
- You can't chase and catch Mickeysoft.
- It's not edible and would not taste well if it were.
- They do nothing to make you sleep well.
- They know everything better, with the same results every time.
=> Totally uninteresting for cats.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Why? Because you're clearly a hater and have no valid reasons but now even your cat agrees with you.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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That's ok. From a fanatic fundamentalist fanboi point of view everybody who does not agree with you must look that way.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: everybody who does not agree with you must look that way. Sorry to say it but that's a typical response from a hater.
I have asked you in the past who does software better than Microsoft and you have never answered. They are not perfect, of course. Are you a developer? If so, your code has bugs too. So? Everyone does.
You have never been able to articulate why you hate Microsoft so much so that is the main reason I believe you are only a hater. When you cannot put something in to words it generally means you do not understand it yourself.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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It's not about the bugs and you know that. It's more about having those bugs shoved down the throat without asking. For 40 years now I have kept my computers running without anybody's help. If you don't mind, I will keep it that way. Why should I spend a single cent on something I don't really like, from a company that wants to treat cusomers as if they were picking cotton on their plantation, and costs me time and money when it falls apart after an update here and there?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: t's more about having those bugs shoved down the throat without asking. Such as?
CodeWraith wrote: If you don't mind, I will keep it that way. Then don't update. Turn off the update service.
CodeWraith wrote: Why should I spend a single cent on something I don't really like, I agree.
CodeWraith wrote: from a company that wants to treat cusomers as if they were picking cotton on their plantation Again, example? I've never seen a cotton picker make a great living.
CodeWraith wrote: and costs me time and money when it falls apart after an update here and there? But that's true for every piece of software.
See, I just can't get on board with what you say. Nothing is specific enough to be valid.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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