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CodeWraith wrote: When given the choice between being angry about their escapades, crying over their clumsiness or just laughing about them, guess which one I choose?
All 3 apparently.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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For some reason many of you have confused CP with Facebook. Please post something about flat earth or global warming so we can bring the level of intellect back up to where it used to be in the Lounge.
Or else I may not visit here anymore. Go on, try me! I'm not bluffing. I'll leave. Oh yes I will. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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No you won't, the cat pictures will drag you right back.
This proves it![^]
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That cat's expression is what many give when someone tells them Earth is actually a disc.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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011111100010 wrote: Or else I may not visit here anymore. Go on, try me! I'm not bluffing. I'll leave. Oh yes I will.
I don't believe you, but it's worth a shot, I guess, so HERE YOU GO![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Good grief, but that is one corpulent cat!
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I hear it has a CP account under the name 'Munchies Cat'.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Johnny J. wrote: I don't believe you,
It's true.
Ohhh wait... 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
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I will scan a picture of my old cat for him as soon as I get home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: I will scan a picture of my old cat for him as soon as I get home.
Do you really think that's necessary?
Paging @EverybodyInTheLounge: Anybody in need of a cat scan? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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OP does, sortof:
Quote: Or else I may not visit here anymore.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Almost. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
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I win, you don't![^]
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Hah! I get to do it again tomorrow! 
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PERL is not a language. It is the source of all evil!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Couldn't agree more. 
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No, it's the source of some evil.
VB is the source of the rest.
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That was my first guess but I couldn't get it to fit
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Gotcha!
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Google didn't give me this(instead of my 2nd answer)
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You googled the clue and expected it to come up with the solution?
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Kind of. Crazy rough guess + Google. Solution is to confirm the answer (even though it's not a right one). That's how I got a place in DD's CCC points table in past. Got bonus points.
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You bastard! 
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I found so many questions downvoted lately in the Q&A formus by CP EXPERT. The majority of the questions are from new/fresh users trying to learn(who have just created an account).
I dont like this at all, as they lack the confidence and maturity to assume this downvote!
They will either avoid future questions or think of themselves as dumb while they are not!
Don't you think we should consider before downvoting ?
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Many/most/all of the questions that are down-voted are down-voted because:
0) The question simply says "it doesn't work", without then specifically outlining WHY "it doesn't work".
1) The question references code that the user did not bother to provide.
2) The user that posted the question made no effort to resolve the problem with even a cursory google search to find an answer (most questions posted in Q/A can be answered this way).
3) The user essentially didn't post a question as much as he posted a demand, aka "Send the codez - Urgent".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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