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Yup I have.
Having been through Marine Corps Boot Camp, I can tell you that Full Metal jacket's boot camp scene was pretty close to reality. At least it was back in 1984.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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That's all I faarrrkkkking asked for.
Place I'm contracting took us out for dinner tonight.
Cous cous, yoghurt, glazed apricot, ricotta, tsngine and all sorts of other shite you wouldn"t feed a starving donkey was on everything.
So I call the waitress over and ask for a medium rare steak and chips, no other shite on the plate.
So I get it in a bowl, yoghurt on the meat sat on top of egg plant, shredded chicken penis and other stuff maggots wouldn't touch.
Can I please get tbe elephant back that was dipped in glass.
Luckily I could order all the beer I wanted. Unfortunately they all left about 3 hours in.
On the way home now, off the train in 10 then a short walk home to a fridge of beer.
Thank faarrrkkkk I got my dessert of wedges, though I got some poofter, probably vegan stuff when sweet chilli and sour cream was the go.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: chicken penis
Were you not feeling peckish?
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but it is healthy. I don't want to live longer if i have to eat that though
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Bad times for us carnivores 
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Luckily I could order all the beer I wanted
You don't say...
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next time ask for the kids menu, unlike glorified salad with grey slop on an oversized plate chicken nuggets and chips will go down with beer (and won't spoil the taste either).
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: You really are a farking bogun MM 
It's spelt faarrrkkkking and bogan and bogan is for Mexicans like Maunder from Melbourne. Here oin Sydney you are a Westie, and yes I am.
Mycroft Holmes wrote: My SIL, lives in Grey Staines, has managed to convert my daughter from a budding foodie to a bogun, we are fighting back, took her to France where sauce is everything and she thoroughly enjoyed the food. Still he does cook a mean RARE steak.
Greystaynes, drive through there regularly to se a client. Yoghurt is not a sauce, it is off milk and the Frenck eat snails and frogs, those f***ers can't talk to anyone about edible stuff.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: hank faarrrkkkk I got my dessert of wedges, though I got some poofter, probably vegan stuff when sweet chilli and sour cream was the go.
Areal good poofter wil blow those wedgies right out, Mon.
I heard that from The great Paul Boomer on Dr Demento.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I see a few new faces here this week, and I must say I'm terribly disappointed.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Me too.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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So, which one is the real Griff? 
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Look for the serial number in the lower eyelid.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So we are talking replicants now? Not just clones, but hardcore assassin replicants. I had no idea. 
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If there is an original at all, it will be the one without a serial number.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I still can't say if that was a good or a bad movie.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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There is a way out here ... let's ask both OG's for a new TOTD ...  and we will find the real one.
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Not me, obviously.
I think it's you. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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... uhm ... TOTD please ...
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Just a shadow of your former self, eh? What did the other guy say?
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I currently work on my laptop, I only have an extra mouse.
I've been thinking about buying a docking station, two extra monitors, and an external keyboard and (new) mouse (I think this is my first optical mouse after my last wheel mouse ).
My hardware knowledge is pretty lacking though.
It seems to me this docking station[^] should do just nicely.
It's Dell (just like my laptop), but it works with USB, so I guess it would work with other brands too (I've had vendor and even laptop specific docking stations at work).
Not sure what to look for in a monitor though.
I guess size and resolution are important, anything else?
This LG monitor[^] looks pretty good.
It has no borders, which is nice when you place two next to each other.
Any tips?
Thanks.
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