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Sadly, you are right. I want to install Fallout again and you don't want to know what will happen when I'm done with that book 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I'm thinking anything on a mainframe; if they try to use a modern computer with a mouse or mousepad, well... there goes the mouse at snack time!
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Possibly LISP, or another language that's suited to fuzzy logic.
If a cat tried to use perl, you'd see something like
open file or die die die die die die die die die
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Methinks you mean furry logic.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Any language that supports a self claws.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Isn't it an insult to any cat to suggest a need for any sort of support?
Cats are too proud to depend on anyone, or anything!
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None. A cat would get the dog to do the dog work of programming. Cats are born as project managers. 
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I believe that every *nix shell scipting language has support for cat.
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Based on the cats for whom I've been a client, probably APL running on top of a run-time built in Forth.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Regarding APL: Reading the book of books, I get the impression that the APL is exactly what brought sin into the world.
According to the same source, Forth is the language of choice.
Not only are we told which language to use, but even which operators to use -
"Go Forth and Multiply".
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I'm thinking Scratch
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Given that some people treat their cats as gods, isn't Rule 4 being violated?
Quoted from Rules: No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion. This is a community for software development. There are plenty of other sites that are far more appropriate for these discussions. Or if you must, use the Back Room[^] - but enter at your own risk.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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With that interpretation we could just as well get all Mickeysoft/Apple/Whatever fanbois, all Star Wars fans or Trekkies and the whole list up and down.
This will be a very lonly place after all nerds have been thrown out.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Religion is based on faith and belief systems of things that can't be proven.
Conversely, it is a fact that one of my cats is a deity from "above" and the other one is a deity from "below." 
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Marc Clifton wrote: and the other one is a deity from "below."
We're seriously smurfed![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I'm getting Catatonic of this discussion 
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That's pawsitively freaking meowt! 
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: isn't Rule 4 being violated?
Rule 0. No cat discussions. Save that for Facebook and your other girly friends.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Since when are you making the rules here? Don't you have some kneeling to do at some Mickeysoft shrine?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Don't you have some kneeling to do at some Mickeysoft shrine?
Yes, it's called using the tools Microsoft built to then make great applications that run international businesses and put food on my table.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Ever tried it with honest work?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Ever tried it with honest work?
I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Are you saying my work is dishonest right now?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Just imagine your last post in an old black and white newsreel, the booming voice of the narrator reading your text and perhaps a flag waving in the background.
Only some commie bastard would not agree with you, right? Connecting propaganda (Mickeysoft tools to make awesome blah blah blah) with 'awesome' ("running intergalactic empires blah blah blah") and something one can't possibly have anything against ("...putting food on the table...") is one of the simplest tricks of rhetorical manipulation. And yes, manipulation is by its very nature dishonest.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I will point out again, given the chance to support your position, you instead resort to insults. You prove my point for me.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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