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That's not Microsoft QA: they don't listen to the feedback customers (or beta testers) give them...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You may well be right.
My theory is that they listen to the QA reports, all have a good laugh, then go home early.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: My theory is that they listen to the QA reports, all have a good laugh, then go home early.
So for each report they read they get a day off...
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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No. Use your minds eye and visualize.
They sit around a large table with a keg of bear beer (if it's before noon) and read the comments using funny voices. No matter how often it's done, they're amusement by this goes unabated.
After the keg (and their bladders) are emptied, they head home.
[edit]Fixed spelling error - was tempted to use bare[/edit]
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modified 3-May-18 13:16pm.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: keg of bear
I must say that's an interesting one to visualize. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah so that explains Windows 8... 
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No, they don't, and it is entirely uncertain who they actually DO listen to.
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For a minute I was showing my age; I thought you were referring to this QC[^].
I used that package for years as my editor-of-choice.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's where I learned C ! It's where my FORTRAN programming, using C syntax, finally changed to C programming. It was great.
Remember when the function arg declarations were done outside the parenthesis ! ?
Showing your age? Bah! In the age of the human-cellphone interface, it is a badge of pride!
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My first significant project in C was written using BDS C[^], which created code for the Z80 microprocessor. Ironically, my development machine was an early MS-DOS 3.3 machine, and I ran the BDS compiler using a Z80 emulator.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Maybe your are ancient.
This was on my first PC, an IBM-AT 12Mhz 1-wait state. Math co-processor! It had an RLL HDD! 360KB FDD and 1.2 MB HDD (5 1/4, of course). Forty MB that never got filled. Fast desktop on the site (at the time). PC-DOS 3.1 . I think that thing was bought for somewhere around $10K.
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My first PC was a Gateway machine: 16MHz 386SX processor, 40MB hard drive, 256K RAM. The initial machine was around $2200. I spent another $2000 upgrading it over the years: 1MB of RAM, 387SX math coprocessor, 340MB hard drive, several video adapters and monitors, sound cards, and optical drives. Its long life came to an end when the 2nd motherboard I'd put in it failed and you couldn't buy motherboards in that form factor any longer. At that point the case was the only part of the machine that was original. It was still serving a useful purpose at that point - it was a print server for my home network (this was before most printers supported wifi).
Software Zen: delete this;
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Can anyone recommend a pair for a very noisy office?
My priorities (in order) are:
1) Noise cancelling needs to be seriously good
2) Noise leakage needs to be minimal/non-existent
3) Comfortable for long periods
4) As a bonus, it would be nice if they played music well but the real purpose is to shut out pneumatic drills, people who don't quite get the point of telephones and idiots who think that VCs should be conducted at 150 decibels.
Bose QC35s and Sony WH1000s seem to be the top general picks around the net (it would be nice not to be spending £300 on an office accessory, though!) but it would be good to hear the thoughts of anyone who has a pair specifically for coding in bad office environments.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Easy for me, I just mute my hearing aids. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Haha - my son used to do that when he was a kid and was being told off.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Awesome, you have built-in noise cancellation.
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PeejayAdams wrote: Noise cancelling needs to be seriously good
PeejayAdams wrote: it would be nice not to be spending £300 on an office accessory, though!
These are conflicting requirements.
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I suspect you're right,
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I'm imagining a floor with 40 people with noise-cancelling phones, and how they react to a fire-alarm 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: and how they react to a fire-alarm
I've worked at Siemens in Germany and believe you me, their fire alarm will wake up the dead.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Actually, I can tell you just how they react. They lean in toward their monitor, they hunch their shoulders. Then I stand up and shout, "That's a FIRE ALARM!" They look around confusled for a minute, and then go to the door to get out. They are really surprised when there is smoke in the hallway.
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Why are people conducting VCs using pneumatic drills ?
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Sony WH-1000XM2 Great sounding headphone with class leading NC.
Look around you can get it for < £300
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Yes, these are starting to look like the ones. Thanks.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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