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What a selfish nut-job! 
Good thinking by the cops though, too risky to continue the chase + high risk of causing other accidents.
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Before anyone suggests that it was my car, keep in mind that a) I live in Texas, b) my car is white, and c) my car is much faster.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The funny (or perhaps sad) bit is that the article author decided to make it a sort of advertisement for the Mustang.
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In the style of a TV commercial: "Tired of getting speeding tickets? Tired of all those flashing lights in the mirror when you just want a peaceful drive in the dark after a heavy night of drinking? Well then I've got the car for you! It's slick, stylish, and fast - a Mustang! Announce to everyone else on the road - move over pansies! A real man is coming through. Get yours today!"
Disclaimer: Death counts towards all claims made. Non-professional use of this car may result in unsatisfactory results including, but not limited to, speeding tickets, DUIs, death, vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving, and destruction of property. Mustang is not held liable for unsafe use of this vehicle.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Before anyone suggests that it was my car,
I was thinking it though...
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Yeah, I'll bet he hit 150 going downhill and yours could do it uphill, right?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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You forgot:
d) I usually chase the police, not the opposite.
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That'll make them wonder!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Are you sure? Maybe the white car IS your other car[^]
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Is it time to consider arming the police with these?
Ad astra - both ways!
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As long as the "average" citizen can also be so armed!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Have you ever hit anything with one of these? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My only experience with weapons is using an M-1 carbine on a firing range (in the civil guard in Israel). Even there, my score was terrible. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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It may have been some time since I last practiced with such a weapon, but believe me, hitting a fast car would be a stroke of luck.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Not at all. Granted the window of opportunity would be open for much less time, but a skilled marksman could easily hit anything that big. Hitting the driver himself would be harder, but still possible.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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With a rifle? Sure. But not with any sort of unguided anti tank rocket. Shooting the rocket straight at the approaching car could work, but you get only one try.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well shooting twice is just crazy!!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Obviously the solution is to follow the lead of the police in Dubai! They had to purchase super/hyper cars to keep up with the rich kids driving them over there (source[^]).
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Taxpayer: oh happy happy joy joy
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I don't believe they have federal tax on income in the UAE. Their government is rich enough to not need taxes. 
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Correct, but I meant the "follow the lead" part, thus my remark was aimed at those poor empoverished US citizens ... if you follow my lead ... 
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Ah alright, yeah, all good then. 
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You're forgiven (this time)
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