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My missus (whose French) is making them today. I hope they don't taste like crepe.
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Sorry, but that one just fell flat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Pom Pey wrote: whose French
Well, don't leave us hanging: whose French what? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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 Don't, she always points out that her English is better than mine.
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Pom Pey wrote: whose French
"Who's French."
Dear oh dear.
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Almost the perfect country song. Parked by the Lake[^]
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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David Allen Coe wrote the perfect country and western song, because the last verse includes a reference to everything that's truly important (bolded for your consideration).
I was drunk, the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train!
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The late Steve Goodman wrote than song, the same guy who wrote City Of New Orleans.
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What do you think of Kacey Musgraves? I love her music (and her).
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I like this one [^]
But I think that both songs are saying the samething, maybe.
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Is a universe a very short poem?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Time to rhyme, and embrace the race for first place in the response space with minimal disgrace to face.
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Uni? Sorry cannot remember any more.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Does Ford still make Galaxie's?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Or maybe it's an ode to Mr Spiggott[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Especially at 2am when they protect us from damned cats that are walking silently along the fence...
veni bibi saltavi
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Just what Garfield would say.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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My dog lives with cats; she doesn't bark at them - she does bark if anyone comes down the driveway that doesn't live here.
Having said that, isn't natural language intriguing? "We all love dogs" - nice sentence, but the opposite is what is actually meant. Do you think AI will ever be able to understand these nuances?
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What you're talking about is sarcasm. There's a number of articles out there discussing how AI can be made to understand it. But I guess the bottom line is - "yeah, but it's hard".
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I do love my Shadow. He's a vicious wolf who'll rip ya froat out!
veni bibi saltavi
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Personally, I prefer the "watch cat" over the watch dog.
When your pet tiger here's a noise, it doesn't make any of its own. Just patiently waits. If the burglar breaks in - their might be a muffled scream; some clean-up; and a short term reduction in your feeding bill.
Win Win if ever there was one.
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Just wait until you have a female cat and the loverboys come from everywhere in the area to sing a sonata under your window. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
modified 13-Feb-18 11:22am.
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Two words: "Spay" and "Neuter"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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