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In hieroglyphics, is it always Eye before Flea except after Sea?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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As pharaohs eye can tell, you Ra pretty much correct.
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I feel Egypt us with that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only in hieroglyphics a word is worth 1000 pictures
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game: Set, Maat
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
modified 11-Mar-18 3:33am.
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Yup, got the new phone and it's a smooth, responsive piece of kit with an outstanding camera.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: with an outstanding camera
I got a 60 euro 'go pro' style camera that is 4k HD. And I have an old galaxy for making calls. 
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Munchies_Matt wrote: And I have an old galaxy for making calls.
You use your smartphone to make phone calls? What is wrong with you?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Indeed, I find it particularly good at making calls.
(And the camera produces pics of staggeringly good quality, and has a waterproof case down to god knows how many feet. You can even attach it to stuff with many bits of plastic thingies. )
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My phone (s5) is pretty good at receiving calls.
... me: not so good at answering.
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I've got a very nice Nikon and an S4 Note, does just fine.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I gave up on top-end 'phones when my Galaxy S5 died.
The S9+ should be released here in a couple of weeks at about £900.
My Doogee X9 Pro (perfectly adequate 'phone with a lousy camera) cost about £80, leaving me £820 to spend on a camera should I ever require one.
That said, if I was going to spend silly money on a 'phone, the S9+ does look pretty cool!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I did say I saw a Samsung Sheeple
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: piece of kit
I originally read that as something else. 
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me too, I thought he said pizza kit. If the S9+ came with an endless make your own pizza kit, it'd be worth every penny.
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Did you have an S8+ previously? If so, what are the main improvements in your opinion? Thanks Pete.
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I had the S7 Edge. The screen is larger but the cameras are significantly improved. The phone is faster as well. A lot faster.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: The phone is faster as well.
How do you slow down the people talking so you can understand them ? 
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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I'm from Newcastle. People talking quickly is the norm for me.
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It seems that everyone that's been "upgraded" to Win10 were put on a new domain, but they can't connect to resources on the old domain.
Our department was supposed to be updated to Win10 last night, but evidently a glitch in the Matrix has once again foiled DHA's nefarious plans.
Qlikview is one of the glitches (a problem with named user licenses). Further, we have two Qlikview web sites. One works when users connect from a Win10 box, and one doesn't, and nobody seems to be able to determine the reason.
Meanwhile, the DBAs are downstairs freaking out because they're afraid we're going to be given SQL2014 BIDS tools, and we're still running SQL2008R2. I'm surprised at their level of concern, especially due to the fact that when we talk to them about SQL jobs and SSIS packages, they insist they're "not programmers". When they sent me their panicked emails, I responded, "Why don't you let the programmers worry about that?". Curiously, I have to go downstairs for a meeting on Monday with the CIO.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just curious if any pre-go live testing was done. Sounds like nothing was done to prep for go-live.
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None. At. All.
The Qlikview thing truly baffles me. Nobody seems to know what to do next. I think I know what they should do next, but I suspect they're not really interested in extracting their heads from their anal pores.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I think I know what they should do next
Nor can you shove the installation disks up there.
I'll bet they won't scrap the bastard software either.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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