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As long as it's not Sean's mankini... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I guess you spotted me down at Aberystwyth.
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OriginalGriff wrote: OH: to anyone thinking of driving a caravan to Wales for the weekend: it's snowing. Hard. Very, very Hard. And raining sharks. With frickin lasers on their heads.
You can't keep them out that easily, they and the rest of us know what a beautiful part of this island Wales is, even laser wielding sharks can't keep us foreigners out. 
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Rail transport? I think I vaguely remember something like that.
Southern Rail / GTR don't need a heatwave to get "odd".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And with England playing tonight, the inescapable phrase tomorrow will be "cancelled due to a shortage of train crew".
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Tomorrow, I'd be surprised if they had enough staff working to make the announcement that all trains are cancelled due to lack of staff. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes. There's the voice of experience!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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It is time to quote Bill Bryson: The road to Little Dribbling:
Measured by decent music, old stony buildings, varieties of boiled sweets and reasons for not going to work because of the weather, Britain is number one by a very large margin.
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Easy one to end the week - I don't have time to do a difficult one :=(
Generate teenager ? (8)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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If that was 7 letters, it would be ANAGRAM ...
BTW: It's only Thursday! 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yours for the credits.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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He wouldn't have done that, would he? Plurals? Oh dear ... I hope not ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's near enough for me I don't work on Fridays
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Obligatory Cyanide & Happiness[^] - probably SFW, but many other of their strips aren't.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Green tea. Yet another anagram of your two, but no idea why.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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We're in the final stretch of our Summer Fun with Arduino Challenge. And winning a Raspberry Pi 3B+ starter kit that can bring your IoT projects to life is just a secret code away. Click here for the details.
Kudos to Reggie Van Wyk, who just bagged one of these - you are our spot prize winner of the day!
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
"Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!"
/rant
(Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Quote: SQL Server does not exist
Good riddance
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The server is a lie!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I love it when I get the message
"blah blah blah... Please see your administrator blah blah blah...."
Damn it, I am the administrator.
Now where's that mirror!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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RossMW wrote: Now where's that mirror!
I've heard you have no reflection anyway.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Yep No reflection,
just a badly steamed up mirror, best view of me you can get...
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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MikeTheFid wrote: "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
Zeroth world problem. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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MikeTheFid wrote: When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
Well, you're not going to be granted access to a server that doesn't exist, so I would say it
doesn't matter either way. So pack up your stuff and leave for the day.
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How about the new Windows-style error messages, such as "Something went wrong."
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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