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Nice! 
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That's what you think. Try the job for a few million years and you will see! You have mixed all the right ingredients and only a million more years and you have a nice new G2V star.
Then the customer calls and has some new delusions requirements. Ever heard of a star in the green spectrum? And they want it until next week!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nice?
looks like wraiths to me.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Absolutely stunning. One more photo for the desktop slideshow.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Gotta use that on the next web site I design: Clickety[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Surely you need a dropdown.
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Where dop you want Shirley to drop down from?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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already get that with dropdowns for year of birth... have to scroll more than a few times to get to mine.
Seriously, why cant they start low and let the kids [with more energy] scroll down?
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You mean you give your real age? 
I generally just pick one over 21 as I can't be bothered to scroll down that far...
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So do I and chose the day and month at random, then get confused when I get birthday related messages on random dates. On the upside I can dine for free at least once a month on my 'birthday' at different restaurants.
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I generally pick Jan 1st - partly because it's Herself's birthday so easy to remember, partly because I don't have to scroll at all!
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's Herself's birthday
Oh, same here.
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It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's a PITA, isn't it? You have to be imaginative for Xmas presents, and then again a week later ...
The looxury! You get a week, I have a day. Missus's birthday on Boxing Day.
Michael Martin
Australia
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Missus's birthday on Boxing Day.
So? That's easy - just get her new gloves...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Ouch! It should be illegal not to use contraception during March and April: think of the kids!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ouch! It should be illegal not to use contraception during March and April: think of the kids!
Piece this one together for no idea on how to plan. Her Mother is the 21-12 and her Dad is 27-12 so they go and put her right in the middle. Bloody Wogs can't do basic maths.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Train them early, forget for the first 5 years in a row and they start doing all the work for you. I have not bought a present (nor received one) in decades, she buys the presents for the kids and threatens me with the job if I dare complain.
We are however going out to a restaurant of her choice tonight though, at her prompting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm with you on this. She just buys her own present. I'm fed up with the number of times presents bought in the past seem to have disappeared on day 3.
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I'm glad you don't just do the "Here's your Christmas AND Birthday present!" like I used to get. On the plus side, everyone has a good time on my birthday, New Years Eve.
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I'm working on a site now and this is a must have.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Replace the scroll bar with "Left" and "Right" buttons that don't autorepeat. 
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Now why didn't I think of that?
Oh wait I don't work for uSoft.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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