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As a Dutch citizen I'm utterly shocked by this video, that moose ate the tulips 
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Moose and deer love tulips.
One have to plant them together with something they don't like, for example daffodils, if you want to keep them in your garden.
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Quick, get my coat and wooden shoes, into the garden, plant those daffodils
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I thought you guys only wear the wooden shoes only when you are driving. At least the poor guy who crossed my path yesterday did.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nice place you've got Sven. What's for dinner? This appetizer spread is a nice touch and delicious.
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You're going to need a much bigger scratching post.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd like to see the moose try to climb that one! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Number 1 on the day I was born!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Without the video evidence he would have had trouble explaining to his wife what happened to the flowers on their wedding anniversary.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Have to admire the size of his balls.
The guy or the moose? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That's a female moose in her "early teens"
Luckily I should add.
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I tried to read that, now my brain hurts.
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"I wanna stoop baby... stoop"
Wasn't that song in Deadpool?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Wasn't that song in Deadpool?
I'm hopelessly distant from pop-culture and I believe this DeadPool you speak of is in the top 10 of pop-culture, so I apologize because I cannot answer.
I'm old and don't understand any entertainment references past 1995 or so.
Now, if you had referred to Smokey & The Bandit I might've been able to answer. 
EDIT - Does DeadPool really sing that song?
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He doesn't sing it - it's background in the movie. I believe the "artist" that sings it is salt-n-peppa.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I believe the "artist" that sings it is salt-n-peppa.
So table spices are now artists? I must be behind the times.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Where is the job location, in a cave?
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Slacker007 wrote: Where is the job location, in a cave?
I wondered why the interviewer kept calling me Robin and referring to Alfred. Also, when he showed me the Bat Signal I should've known. Makes more sense now.
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That would be awesome. I do a lot of cave exploration (though I've only been to about 110 unique caves so far), and working in one would be great. And very good exercise. 
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Ah, hence TN (Tennessee?) Caver.
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You nailed it.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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